landslide [glee one shots]

Hair Dying Gone Wrong (Brittberry)

okay but i reaaaaly love this friendship (even though they got small amount of screen time)

which is what this one shot is, not a relationship ; )

requested by EmilieStensrudHallin

happy reading!

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"Am I boring to you?" Rachel asked one day as she and Brittany were stretching in 'Dancing Genius', Brittany's dance studio.

The blonde was currently reaching her fingers all the way down to her toes without bending her legs but answered casually. "No, you're definitely not boring. Bossy? Yes. Controlling? Just a tad bit. Demanding? All the time. But, no, not boring. Why do you ask?"

The brunette rolled her eyes at the jabs but answered, "I feel like I've fallen into a rut. You know? I get up every morning, I eat the same thing, I run the same vocal exercises, I work at the diner for the same number of hours then I go to rehearsal till the wee hours of the night. Same thing, every day. Dancing and stretching with you? It's the first thing I've done out of my daily routine in months."

"I mean, if that works for you. It works for you." Brittany replied, standing up straight then walking over to the bar and bringing her left leg up and stretching her left arm to reach her foot. "Some people need the security of a schedule, and that's okay."

"Well what if I don't want that!" Rachel exclaimed, signing as she followed Brittany's actions but on the opposite bar.

"I mean you're not totally in a rut. I think I remember Santana telling me you and Kurt got tattoos and piercings. In my opinion, that's not boring at all."

"Well, I didn't really go through with the tattoo and the piercing was just Kurt so all I really did was get drunk off of sour alcohol." Rachel shuddered at the memory of the second worst hangover in her life.

"Then we need to fix you," the other girl stated bringing her leg down and picking up her water bottle to take a sip. "I mean, how have you been in New York for as long as you have and the only rebellious thing you've done is get drunk." she shook her head.

"Oh yeah? Well I don't see you doing anything so dangerous, how're you going to lecture me?!"

"Check your Instagram every once in a while, Broadway. For your information, just last week Santana and I got matching tattoos of lilies on our backs and the week before I managed to stop the manufacture that kept emailing Lord Tubbington his gay porn." Brittany crossed her arms and gave her a look.