peter was walking into the tower when he was tackled by tony."i bakes you a pie!" the billionaire exclaimed.
peter g a s p e d
"oh boy! what flavor?" he asked, intrigued.
tony grinned, showing the pie.
"Pie!"
"P I E!"
"PIE!"
peter's stomach growled.
"dad, i'm hungry!"
tony waved.
"hI hungry i'm dad!""
peter started crying.
"why did you name me this way?"
"why?"
"WHY?"
"W H Y?"

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Fanfictioncringy ass one-shots starring peter parker and the mcu cast warning ⚠️: VERY mature content this whole book is a massive trigger warning |#1| in #aou |#1| in #avenging |#1| in #infinitywar |#1| in #monsters |#1| in #headaches |#1| in #triggerwarning...