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#Basic

Peter was relaxing on his bed, feet propped up on his bed frame as he talked over the phone with his best friend, Michelle Jones (who he called MJ.) His tongue played with the black lip ring in his bottom lip as he laughed at something she said.

"MJ, you're fucking hilarious," he wheezed, smacking his right knee. "You want me to come over? Okay, be there soon."

Peter hung up the call and stood, stretching his arms above his head. He walked to his dresser and changed into some maroon skinny jeans and a distressed white band tee. After, he grabbed his fake glasses, slipping them on his face. He put in his diamond posts into his ears (he had three piercings in each along with a bar in his left ear.) Tying a black bandana around his forehead, he fluffed up his chestnut curls. Pulling on his all-black Converse, Peter grabbed his wallet and state-of-the-art Stark phone and exited his bedroom.

The Avengers were all sitting in the common room, watching a documentary on some dumbass purple grape who tried to kill everyone but this black haired demi god and some blue machine girl beat him. What an amazing movie. When Peter walked out, Steve nearly choked at the teen's appearance.

"Are you wearing earrINGS?" he nearly screeched, eyes bugging. Peter raised an eyebrow.

"Um, yes? I've had them since last month..." he spoke, clearly confused and a bit annoyed he was getting held back.

"You're a boy. You can't wear earrings!" Steve exclaimed, throwing his hands up. Peter chuckled before having a straight face.

"Watch me."

And with that, he left.

Peter walked into the garage and got into his personal Audi that he got for his sixteenth birthday two weeks ago. He shut the door and hit the start button, the technological vehicle humming to life. He backed out and went off down the road.

Halfway to MJ's house, Peter stopped at Starbucks, getting out of his car and locking it, going inside. The baristas smiled at him, recognizing the teen from his amass of visits in the past.

"Hey, Peter! The usual for you and MJ?" one barista (her name was Chelsea) asked gleefully. Peter grinned.

"How'd you know?" he chuckled. Chelsea smiled.

"I just know. And by the way, your fit is inspiring. Love the earrings," she replied. Peter nodded and gave her his credit card, whom she used and gave back to him seconds after.

After a few minutes, Peter finally got his drinks. A pumpkin spice latte with extra whip for MJ and a white mocha Frappuccino with dark chocolate drizzle for himself. He walked out, got in his Audi and drove the rest of the way to MJ's house.

After beeping the horn a few times, MJ finally came out. She was wearing black leggings, a cream white knitted sweater with her hair in a messy bun. She had identical earrings as Peter, but had a nose ring instead of one in her lip.

"'Sup, bitch!" she yelled as she walked down her apartment's steps. Peter chuckled and waved. Once MJ got in, he handed her the drink before driving back towards the tower. On the way, they stopped at a food place, getting salads to go.

Once the duo arrived back at the tower, they grabbed their foods and drinks, getting in the elevator and riding up to the penthouse floor. Once it dinged, they stepped out and walked into the kitchen, chatting away.

The Avengers heard them come in, so they went to investigate a few minutes later. But what they saw was unexpected.

Peter was sitting in the counter, eating his salad, and MJ was leaning against the counter whilst sipping her coffee.

"And then I told her, 'I swing both ways' and she literally ran away from me," Peter chuckled. MJ laughed so hard her coffee almost shot out her nose.

"That's... that's the best thing ever!" she laughed, slamming a hand on the table. "She was probably thinking 'Oh my god he's a gay boi!'"

"I mean... she ain't wrong but she kinda is," Peter replied, smirking. MJ shook here head before taking a bite of her salad.

"So I was thinking, after we finish lunch we can go work out," she suggested. Peter nodded, swallowing a piece of lettuce.

"I'm down."

The Avengers slowly crept back to the common, confused as ever. 

Once Peter and MJ finished eating, they went to Peter's room to get gym clothes. (MJ kept some in his room because she comes over a lot.) Peter changed into some plan black joggers, removed his earrings (besides the bar and lip piercing) kept the bandana on and put on some running shoes after deciding to go shirtless. MJ changed into some black yoga pants, running shoes and a pink sports bra, also removing her own earrings.

They went outside to the outdoor training area, heading onto the track. They ran around for about an hour before doing some basic weight lifting and simple yoga. After a full three and a half hour work out, Peter and MJ decided they were done.

But now, they had to take pictures, right?

So they posted their phones up on a shelf in the outdoor training area. They each picked up a weight and took a picture. Then they took one both doing hand stands, and finally another few with MJ on Peter's shoulder.

Once they were done with that, they went back inside and upstairs to Peter's room, changing into comfy clothes. After that they went to the kitchen, made some popcorn and hot tea, retiring themselves on the living room couch. Reaching for a remote, Peter turned on the movie "Captain 'Murica the Summer Prince." 

They took some pictures for Instagram before settling down and watching the movie.

Yeah, you could say their pretty, #Basic