lmao.
this is very mature so watch out childs
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"YEETUS TO THE MOTHERFUCKING FETUS!" Peter thiccboi mcParker chortled as he tossed Stark Tower into the ocean.
The Avengers screamed in fear from inside the tower.
"You'll never get away with this, young Padawan!" Starlord shouted as he choked on Gamora's hair.
Peter thiccboi mcParker chugged a ten-pound bottle of water before wipping his tits out and squirting breast milk everywhere.
"OH YES DADDY RIGHT THERE!" everyone could hear Tony screaming as him and Steve fucked each other in the bedroom of the sinking Stark Tower.
Suddenly, Peter grabbed his trans-pride flag and his pansexual-pride flag, letting them blow in the wind as he drank a big cup of juice.
"Hey my little whore!" Wade shouted as he wrapped his arms around his boyfriend's waist. Peter giggled and they began furiously making out with each other on the roof.
Meanwhile, the hot ass Avengers were locked inside the sinking tower, saying their final goodbyes to each other as water began to flow into the room.
"Vision! Know that your dick is too small to fit inside of me!" Wanda cried as tears flowed steadily down her face.
"Bucky, know that I shoved one of your tasty-ass cookies up my asshole the other night," Sam balled himself on the couch, which was now floating in the high-rising water.
"Natasha, I'm sorry I took your knife!" Clint cried hysterically as the Russian assassin shot at him with her pistol.
And soon, Stark Tower sank into the ocean, all the Avengers dying from lack of air. Peter and Wade were still fucking on the adjacent rooftop while the sun went down, gloating their accomplishment of finally killing the Avengers.
The.
End.
:)
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i'm bleeding out and being a procrastinating whore
sorry babes <3
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