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IBFS

bitchyeet:
peter guess what?!

spiderkid:
yeah?!

bitchyeet:
my brother said
you're coming to wakanda!!

spiderkid:
you're lying

bitchyeet:
you really think i'd lie?
wow i'm hurt

spiderkid:
when did t'challa say that?

bitchyeet:
literally five minutes ago
you and the avengers are
coming in like three hours

spiderkid:
shit! i better pack.
oh, and don't tell t'challa to
say we know each other

bitchyeet:
wasn't planning on it.
see ya later mother-
trucker

spiderkid:
ight.
bye shuriiiii

bitchyeet:
bye niskeesha

-

Peter grinned to himself as he followed his father and the Avengers onto the quinjet, a small book bag hanging from his left shoulder. He wouldn't tell anyone why he had amassed such a wide smile, and all of them were anxious, thinking he had rigged the air supports so they'd fall to their deaths.

The plane ride was relatively short, only about three hours- but it felt like an eternity for Peter.

If you haven't caught on yet, Shuri and Peter are best friends- well... INTERNET best friends. They had met on the app called Vine (which is now sadly deactivated) and quickly learned of each other's epic lives. They had only ever face timed, and haven't met in person.

The only other humans who knew of their encounters of social media were King T'challa and Queen Nakia because they had caught them video-chatting one afternoon.

Once the quinjet landed, Peter excitedly ran off the loading deck, lookin around wildly. He saw T'challa and his wife, Nakia, is the distance, and grinned.

"Hello, Queen Nakia!" he shouted, waving like a maniac. She laughed, opening her arms for a hug. Peter quickly ran over, barraging her in a massive embrace.

"Oh it's so good to finally meet you, Peter," she said, giving him a tight squeeze. Peter laughed.

"I could say the same to you!" he exclaimed before backing away a bit. In a lower voice he asked, "Where's Shuri?"

"She should be down soon," T'challa replied, giving him a hearty pat on the back.

It was just now when the Avengers caught up, mouths gaping and jaws dragging along the ground. "Peter... how do you know the queen?" Tony asked, crossing his arms.

The bouncy teenager only shrugged. "I just do. How do /you/ know the queen?" he sassed. Tony raised a warning eyebrow, making Peter giggle.

"Hello fellow heroes," T'challa said warmly. They all nodded.

"King T'challa, it's a pleasure for you to give us your hospitality for these next few days," Steve replied thankfully. T'challa only waved a hand.

"Oh please, Captain. It's a pleasure for you all to come in such short notice. But we need Peter here for a surprise!" he replied. Clint raised his eyebrows.

"A surprise? For Peter? ...how does he even know you guys?" he asked. Just as the king was about to respond, a teenage girl came running from the palace, a smile plastered on her face.

"Peter!" she yelled, running towards him. Peter laughed before sprinting in her direction.

"Shuri!" he exclaimed as they collided, falling onto the ground. Giggles were heard and tears from laughing to hard came from their eyes.

"Oh my god! I love Chipotle! Chipotle is my life!" Shuri laughed as they stood up. Peter grinned.

"Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients. Like zero grams of trans fat and oH mY GoD cHolEstEroL!" he said.

Before the two teens could quote anymore vines, the Avengers cut them off.

"How the hell do you two know each other?"

"What's going on?!"

"HAS MAN OF SPIDERS COME HERE BEFORE, KING PANTHER OF BLACK?"

"Are you on drugs?"

T'challa silences them all. "Peter, Shuri; tell them now," he said with a straight face, but you could see the smile tugging at his lips.

Peter gasped in mock-shock. "I forgot to tell you guys! Shuri and I met on this app called Vine like two years ago and have been talking ever since! This is he first time we've seen each other!"

The Avengers were dumbfounded. It was silent until Shuri spoke up.

"So... do you wanna see my new lightsabers?"