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Uncle Nick?

The final bell rang as classes for the day were dismissed, signaling the start of summer break for the students of Midtown High. Peter sighed, silently thanking the gods that he had four months off of dreaded homework and waking up before the sun rose each weekday morning.

After getting the left over items from his locker, Peter marched out of the school's front doors to see his chauffeur's car waiting for him. Practically skipping down the cemented steps, the teenage boy opened the door of the car and slid in, slamming it shut behind him. He looked towards the front of the car and saw Happy, along with his older brother Nervous sitting up there, ready to go.

Seeing Nervous almost killed the mood for Peter, but he gave the joyous man a bright smile. You see, Happy's family have many... quirky names to say the least. As you can tell, their names mean the opposite. Like Happy, but he's actually really sad and angry. Now Nervous, he was a... well, he was confident and joyful.

KRUSTY KRAB IS UN-FAIR. MR. KRABS IS IN THERE.

Peter exited the elevator with finesse as he strutted into the commons of the Avengers floor, smiling like an idiot. For two reasons, one being summer break and two he was finally seeing his uncles again after a few years.

"Hey, Pete. Why the smile?" Clint Barton, a.k.a Hawkeye asked his nephew as he fell into the couch. Peter grinned. 

"I'm seeing my family for like the first time in forever," he replied below blowing his bags away from his eyes. Clint opened his mouth to respond but quickly shut it. Peter had said a few months ago that all his family had died?

Soon enough, the rest of the Avengers had come in the common room and sat down on the couch, streaming the movie: "The Z-Women," a spinoff of the movie: "The Z-Men."

All of a sudden, the elevator doors opened revealing Nick Fury and Phil Coulson dressed in casual clothes. What an utter shock.

"Uncle Nick! Uncle Phil!" Peter shouted, springing up from his seat. He rushed over and drowned the two members of SHIELD in endless hugs.

"Hey, Peter!" Phil greeted enthusiastically. Nick smiled in greeting, something he never does.

"Are we going to SHIELD Headquarters again? I haven't been there since I was like, eight!" Peter exclaimed. Nick nodded.

"You guessed it. Now, let's get going. Goodbye, Avengers."

The trio soon left, leaving the team of superheroes shocked into silence. 

Damn, who knew Fury could smile?

Um... I'm sorry for not updating.

But you know what upsets me?

STAN FUCKING LEE DIED

MY WIG IS ON JUPITER

I AM DEAD

RIP Stan, you were the OG