spiderson oneshots

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"Peter, we need to talk."

"Yeah, babe?"

"I don't love you anymore. I'm sorry."

"W-What?"

"We're done. Goodbye."

-

That was two weeks ago.

Ever since, Peter hasn't been the same. His girlfriend- Emily- of two years had broke up with him, and since that day, Peter hadn't shown up to school or answered anyone's text.

They thought he was dead, that he killed himself.

But boy were they wrong.

Instead of being six feet under, the Avengers were helping the seventeen year old get over his break-up. How, you may ask? Well let me tell you.

Thor, being the lesbian-loving kind-soul he is, shared his Poptarts with the teen.

Loki showed him some spells.

Clint and him versed each other in Mario Cart.

Natasha took him to the mall.

Steve and Wanda taught Peter how to paint.

Tony and Bruce did experiments with him.

And Bucky... well Bucky taught him how to take his anger out on a punching bag.

Classic Bucky, am I right?

-

It was a Tuesday morning and Midtown High arrived at Stark Tower, buzzing with excitement. They were touring the billion-dollar franchise and had never been more excited.

After exploring labs and conference rooms, the students' last stop would be the official Avengers training room. They saw something that was totally unexpected.

"Pretend it's her fucking face!" Bucky shouted as he held a punching bag. Peter mcfucking Parker was on the other side, demolishing the leather equipment.

Sweat was dripping down his face and toned back as his fists connected with the bag with lots of force.

"You whoRE!" Peter shouted, throwing a final punch, breaking the bag in half. Sand grains spilled onto the floor, surrounding the males' feet.

"That Emily bitch doesn't know what she's missing," Bucky said, letting go of the now-ruined punching bag.

Peter chuckled. "Hell yeah, that fucking ho."

"Peter Parker!" the teacher yelled, shocked by the teen's use of profanity. "That is no way to speak about your classmates!"

Peter turned around and stared at the teacher. "But it's true," he replied.

"DeTenTIoN!"

-

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