Creek One shots.

The spazz kidnappers.

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Craig is tired of everyone stealing his boyfriend when he is not looking.

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It was late, 3:20pm and no sign of the blond around. Tweek used to always be on time at the school's doors waiting for Craig to walk home together, yet he wasn't there.

Craig sighed, turning around on his heels and got back into the building making his way to the bathrooms. Once there his eyes stick to the red squared sign with a female silhouette painted in white.

He walked closer and moving the strings of his hat he pressed his ear against the door and closed his eyes to focus and catch any little sound he could.

"You are not leaving until you talk!" A female voice talked, It was familiar... such annoying tone couldn't be other than his cousin Red.

"We have all day, so you better spit it out!" That was Wendy. "Have you guys at least kissed? How it was!?"

"GAH! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!" Craig's suspicions were right...

"Come on Tweek" Now that was Bebe. "You can tell us everything, we are here to listen and support you! We could even give you a few tips."

"TIPS!? I DON'T WANT ANY MONEY! I JUST WANNA GO HOME, GAH!"

A bunch of giggles could be heard, there were five, six... maybe seven girls inside. They were doing it again.

"Come on! Tell us! Is he good?"

"Has he ever been touchy on you?"

"How do you feel when you make out with him?"

"GAH! OH JESUS! STOP! THAT IS WAY TOO MUCH PRES-"

"Hands of him, bitches!" Craig blurted out opening the door with a loud bang making everyone jump specially some blond who was cornered between the walls and a bunch of girls.

"Oh shit..." Red whispered and all went quiet for a moment.

"This is a girls bathroom, Craig!" Wendy protested. "You are a boy! You can't just come here like that!"

"Tweek is also a boy, he shouldn't be here either. Now let him go. Girls or not I'll kick your ass if you piss me off enough and you can ask Red if you don't believe me."

Even when everyone was used to his monotone nasal voice the statement and a trace of menacing were still intimidating. Also Red's wide eyes weren't much help to take it as a joke.

Craig used to fight quiet often and he was good. Yet he hated fighting girls but this didn't stop him if one pushed enough buttons on him witch unfortunately has been Red's case some time ago. Pushing Craig, tripping him, throwing things at him, being mean and defend herself with the classic 'I'm a girl! You can't hit me back or I'll tell aunt Laura!' worked at first but once she crossed the line slapping him once she learned not to push him too far anymore. She knew Craig wasn't joking and moved aside.

"T-Thanks, Craig..." Tweek walked to him still twitching. Once safe Craig enfolded his delicate body with his arms feeling him shiver.

"Look what have you done!" He exclaimed caressing the blond mane. "I swear to God, if you push him into a panic attack I'll kick all of your asses and shave your heads while you sleep!"

The girls intermediately hold their hair with their hands and imagined the shame of being bald for months, Craig was hard to bother with many things, but mess with Tweek was serious business.