One Shots [Closed]

Stupid Texts

One Direction - 5sos - ATL - Luke Brooks - Jai Brooks - Tina Calder - Gretchen Calder - Eleanor Calder

• 9:34 pm • All in the same hotel

Eleanor: what the fuck did I just read?!

Gretchen: I don't know how to feel....

Louis: uhhhh Does anyone know where Jalex is???

Harry: ^^^ can we talk about Malum, for a second

Zayn: Yeah, can we? I mean that was..... something

Niall: Are we not going to talk about the fact that Luke got hard over it? ^^

Liam: The real question is who isn't hard right now.

Tina: I'm not, but what girl would be?

Ashton: I told you guys not to scroll

Louis: Well we did, so

Luke: he's sassy today ^

Eleanor: At least he isn't acting like a total asshole... ASHTON

Calum: I second that note, Ashton is an asshole

Michael: he is... Can we least everything that makes him an ass? Please?

Luke: he's grouchy in the morning

Harry: He doesn't share anything

Alex: He's quite loud

Jack: and very nosy

Rian: He's quite childish

Zack: He always takes bath

Zayn: He smells like cinnamon and strawberries everyday

Niall: He has lots of girls for friends

Liam: He only really talks to Harry and Niall

Luke B: he made me change my contact name

Jai: He always wears big sweaters and those dorky glasses

Tina: He hates the kardashian show but watches it

Gretchen: He takes my flower crowns

Eleanor: He's a big nerd, honestly

Michael: we were just listing things about him... Wtf

Calum: I agree he is a big nerd

Ashton: ಥ‿ಥ pretending that didn't hurt

Harry: Kiss You is on the television radio

Liam: Are we not going to comment about Ashton's face thing... Or??

Niall: yeah, how the hell did you do that, mate?

• 10:40 pm •

Eleanor: Where did everyone go?

Michael: Lashton were fucking

Niall: Larry were fucking

Rian: Jalex are still fucking

Calum: Malum are going to fuck again

Gretchen: Have any of you ever read smut?

Luke B: I have

Jai: wtf ^

Tina: I write it XD

Harry: Louis and I read some... Answer May or may not have tried to reenact it

Rian: WHATTHEHELL

Ashton: is it safe to say I'm starving?

Calum: No because we hate you

Eleanor: we do

Tina: truly do

Luke: Truly, Madly, Deeply

Harry: I am

Louis: Foolishly, completely falling

Liam: And somehow you kicked all my walls in

Zayn: so baby say you'll always need me

Niall: Truly, madly, crazily, deeply in love with me

Ashton: I don't like any of you anymore, you lot are too bipolar for my liking

Luke: ashy! Come on

Luke: ash....?

Luke: Ashton?

Luke: I can see you in the hallway answer the damn phone

Luke: No! Stop don't go to Eleanor

Eleanor: Ha! He likes me better

Luke: ..|.. fuck you Eleanor

Ashton: (◣_◢) be nice to Eleanor

Luke: that is actually quite scary

Eleanor: he's blogging wth

Harry: HE BLOGS

Harry: ELEANOR'S ROOM HERE I COME

Luke: For Jesus Christ! PUT ON PANTS HAROLD GAWD

Louis: Well tht was unexpected.

Louis: he's not a good bottom

Luke: you're not good top

Louis: I have the ass of a bottom

Luke: touché

I don't know man, I was bored and had I think of something updates might be a little slow, I have some stuff to care if today