Stupid Texts (LEL WHET?)

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Parts are being played and set up. Don't appreciate some characters and their stories.. GTFA from here THANKS

Group Chat: Luke, Calum, Mikey, Ashton, Louis, and 4 others

Harry: Hiiiiiiii

Louis: Hi luv

Zayn: Vas Happenin?

Liam: hay

Niall: Elo

Ashton: Harry, why am I here?

Luke: What's goin on brits

Calum: Ashton's grumpy, my bad. Hi

Mickey: HELLO FRIENDS

Harry: Why does Michael seem to be the only one excited about our chat?

Zayn: Cause we hear you talk all the time

Ashton: That's quite rude and u say I'm the grumpy one, COLUMN

Calum: MY NAM ISNT COLUMN

Luke: Calum looks like he's going to attack Ashton omf

Louis: Don't attack him! HES MY FAVORITE

Harry: Pardon?

Luke: BISH WHET

Michael: WHAT DRUGS AR YUO ON

Calum: LOUEH

Eleanor: Can we just appreciate that Luke sounds like more of a white girl than me?

Liam: Ha! True

Niall: Got a point there

Zayn: Truth be told

Ashton: I MISS YOU AND TRUTH BE TOLD IM LYIN

Luke: WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL

Calum: HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL

Michael: WHEN YOU FIND A MAN THATS WORTH A DAMN AND TREATS YOU WELL

Louis: ...

Zayn: ...

Liam: ...

Niall: ...

Harry: THEN HES THE FOOL YOURE JUST AS WELL IF HE GIVES YOU HELL

Eleanor: HOPE he gives you Hell.

Louis: I can hear you lot from my hotel room

Harry: ^^^ Our hotel room

Zayn: We can hear you guys from all the way down the hall

Eleanor: Why are you in the hall?

Liam: Leest we rnt in te closit

Niall: Liam, real words

Louis: Who's in the closet?

Harry added: Luke, Jai, Alex, Jack, Zack and 1 other

Harry: Who mentioned what closet?

Luke: Why is there another Luke in the chat?

Ashton: What if I get their names mixed up?

Luke: I will have Calum on your ass.

Ashton: But I'd much rather have you IN my ass

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