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Rian Jefferson

Age: 0 years
I was born a male in Detroit, United States. I was conceived while my mother was staying at her in-laws. My name is Rian Jefferson. My father is Bill Jefferson, a real estate agent (age 27). My mother is Jade Jefferson, a grocer (age 29). I have an older brother named Chuck (age 2).

Age: 1 year

Age: 2 years
My mother and my father had a baby boy named Omari, my new brother. He was an accidental pregnancy.

Age: 3 years

Age: 4 years
My big brother, Chuck, started elementary school.

Age: 5 years

Age: 6 years
I started elementary school.

Age: 7 years

Age: 8 years
My little brother, Omari, started elementary school.

Age: 9 years
I am being bullied at school. I reported him to my teacher.

Age: 10 years

Age: 11 years
I quarreled with my little brother, Omari, about whose turn it is to take out the trash. I complained about him to our mother. She ridiculed me.

Age: 12 years
Serial criminal Daniel Martinez has been taken into custody in Colombia and charged with 11 counts of rubbing his eyebrow on random fresh produce. The people rejoiced. My little brother, Omari, is being bullied at school. I reported the bully to Omari's teacher.

Age: 13 years
My big brother, Chuck, started high school. I quarreled with my little brother, Omari, about whose turn it is to take out the trash. I apologized to him for squabbling.

Age: 14 years
60 people lose their lives as Saudi Arabia's quest to drill deep tunnels results in a magnitude 5.8 earthquake.

Age: 15 years
I started high school. I am now going out with Tina Poussy.

Age: 16 years
My big brother, Chuck, graduated from high school. I passed my driving test and got a driving license.

Age: 17 years
Tina started high school. My big brother,
Chuck, started a new position as Receptionist for Sparkle Corp. My little brother, Omari, started high school. The leader of Cuba, Edward Arnaz, has declared that Mexico and Turkey represent an axis of evil. I joined social media.

Age: 18 years
My big brother, Chuck, moved out. I graduated from high school. I applied to university and was accepted. My application for a scholarship to university was rejected. My parents refused to pay my university tuition. I took out a student loan to pay for my university tuition. I started university.

Age: 19 years

Age: 20 years
Tina and I have been together for 5 years. Tina graduated from high school. My little brother, Omari, graduated from high school. I went break dancing with my mother.

Age: 21 years
Tina started a new position as Receptionist for Apex Insurance. My little brother, Omari, started a new position as Cadet for Detroit Police Department.

Age: 22 years
My little brother, Omari, moved out. I graduated from university with an
undergraduate degree in psychology. I have to start paying back my student loan for university. I applied to graduate school but my application was rejected.

Age: 23 years
I am suffering from the common cold.

Age: 24 years
My little brother, Omari, has been promoted to Patrolman. Tina Poussy proposed to me. I accepted!

Age: 25 years
Tina and I have been together for 10 years. My big brother, Chuck, married Briona Alexander, a 30-year old Coast Guard enlistee. He and his wife, Briona, had a baby boy named Devin Jefferson.