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Michelle Jenkins

Age: 0 years
I was born a female in Las Vegas, United States. I was conceived behind a dumpster in an alley. My birthday is October 5. I am a Libra. My name is Michelle Jenkins. My father is Andreas Jenkins, a restaurant worker (age 47). My mother is Carson Tann-Watson, a mail carrier (age 21). I have an older half brother named Willy Bright (age 2).

Age: 1 year
My mother has been promoted to Mail Carrier.

Age: 2 years

Age: 3 years

Age: 4 years
My half brother, Willy, started elementary school.My mother has been promoted to Sr. Mail Carrier. I am suffering from the common cold.

Age: 5 years

Age: 6 years
I started elementary school. I saw my half brother, Willy, during recess for the first time. It was the best recess ever!

Age: 7 years
I went with some of the girls in my neighborhood to go see Hillary Dickey and the Magician's Rock.

Age: 8 years

Age: 9 years
A major typhoon terrorizes the citizens of South Korea and floods the streets of Gangnam.

Age: 10 years
I fell out of bed and injured my vagina for 2 days. I am suffering from the flu.

Age: 11 years
I saw my half brother, Willy, during recess for the first time. It was crazy!

Age: 12 years
I'm starting to think my half brother, Willy, has an eating disorder.

Age: 13 years
My half brother, Willy, started high school.

Age: 14 years

Age: 15 years
I started high school. I somehow managed to kill a desktop cactus. I asked Lucius Bishop out and he rejected me.

Age: 16 years
My half brother, Willy, graduated from high school. I bent down to tie my shoes and a dog peed on my back. I passed my driving test and got a driving license.

Age: 17 years
My half brother, Willy, started a new position as Apprentice Grocer for Vitality Foods.

Age: 18 years
I graduated from high school. I'm beginning to wonder if my half brother, Willy, has a video game addiction. I applied to university and was accepted. My application for a scholarship to university was rejected. My parents agreed to pay my university tuition. I started university.

Age: 19 years
My half brother, Willy, moved out. He has been promoted to Grocer. My father retired.

Age: 20 years
I am now dating Seamus Grossweiner.

Age: 21 years
I told a crazy person that I believe in aliens.

Age: 22 years
I graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in finance. Today while napping on the couch, I heard my dad talking about how he recently learned what motorboating is. I am suffering from pneumonia.

Age: 23 years
I have developed the bad habit of not covering my mouth when I sneeze.

Age: 24 years
I'm pregnant with Seamus's baby! I'm keeping it!

Age: 25 years
Seamus and I have been together for 5 years. I'm starting to wonder if my parents are swingers. I am the mother of a baby boy named Caleb Grossweiner. Seamus Grossweiner proposed to me. I accepted!

Age: 26 years
Egypt has accused Saudi Arabia of hoarding weapons of mass destruction.

Age: 27 years
I chose to immunize my son, Caleb.

Age: 28 years

Age: 29 years

Age: 30 years
Seamus and I have been together for 10 years. My half brother, Willy, married Serena Worthy-Smith, a 37-year old restaurant worker. I'm starting to think my mother is a fan of Halsey.