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Elijah Morgan

Age: 0 years
I was born a male in Sydney, Australia. I was conceived in the back of a limo. My name is Elijah Morgan. My father is Jason Morgan, a makeup artist (age 33). My mother is Danni Cameron, a mail carrier (age 33). I have an older brother named Nicholas (age 6).

Age: 1 year

Age: 2 years

Age: 3 years
A giant sleeping volcano in Chile erupts, pitching large chunks of rock and magma 11 miles outward. The death toll rises to 39.

Age: 4 years

Age: 5 years
I went with the girl next door to go see My Dog's A Scaredy-Cat.

Age: 6 years
I started elementary school.

Age: 7 years

Age: 8 years
My big brother, Nicholas, started high school.

Age: 9 years

Age: 10 years
My father died after being mauled by a doberman pincher. I paid my respects at his funeral. I am suffering from the common cold.

Age: 11 years
My big brother, Nicholas, graduated from high school. I have been diagnosed with depression.

Age: 12 years
My big brother, Nicholas, started a new position as Dishwasher for Vitality Restaurant. Germany has launched a boycott of all exports from Peru.

Age: 13 years
A devastating air campaign by Germany on Peru's stronghold of Cusco has resulted in a 24-hour curfew.

Age: 14 years
My big brother, Nicholas, has been promoted to Busser. I started high school.

Age: 15 years
My big brother, Nicholas, moved out. I passed my driving test and got a driving license.

Age: 16 years
My big brother, Nicholas, has been promoted to Host. I tried meth.

Age: 17 years
My big brother, Nicholas, married Grace Azalea, a 24-year old cameraman. I graduated from high school. I have been diagnosed with anxiety. I applied to university but my application was rejected.

Age: 18 years
My big brother, Nicholas, and his wife, Grace, had a baby boy named Alexander Morgan. My big brother, Nicholas, has been promoted to Food Runner. My mother asked me why I am unemployed. I decided to see what jobs were available. I applied for the position of Mail Carrier at The City of Sydney but didn't get an interview. I applied for the position of Driver at Radiance Rides but was rejected because I don't have a car. I applied for the position of Server at Infinity Diner but didn't get an interview. I was hired for the position of Receptionist for Neptune Technologies with a salary of $22,264.

Age: 19 years
I have been diagnosed with kidney stones.

Age: 20 years
My big brother, Nicholas, has been promoted to Server. I have been given a raise of 3.7%. My salary is now $23,096.

Age: 21 years
War between Peru and Germany has ended following the election of Peru's new leader, Manuel Agramonte. 221 people lost their lives and a further 12,702 were left injured by the war. I went gambling with my supervisor, Keith.

Age: 22 years
My big brother, Nicholas, and his wife, Grace, had a baby girl named Milla Morgan. My big brother, Nicholas, has been promoted to Head Waiter.

Age: 23 years

Age: 24 years
My nephew, Alexander, started elementary school. I am bisexual.

Age: 25 years

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Age: 27 years

Age: 28 years
My niece, Milla, started elementary school. I started drinking champagne.