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Mia Cowan

Age: 0 years
I was born a female in Sydney, Australia. I was the result of an affair. My birthday is April 24. I am a Taurus. My name is Mia Cowan. My father is Levi Cowan, a Navy enlistee (age 27). My mother is Hannah Neill, a grocer (age 29). I have an older half brother named Garret Neill (age 5).

Age: 1 year
My half brother, Garret, started elementary school. My father has been promoted to Petty Officer Third Class. An overpopulation of local mountain elk in Russia generates a month-long spell of avalanches, killing 190 elk and 26 people.

Age: 2 years
I am suffering from the flu.

Age: 3 years
My father has been promoted to Petty Officer Second Class. My mother gave birth to a boy named Giovanni Green, my new half brother. He was conceived on a Caribbean cruise.

Age: 4 years
Unstable development weakened the ground in Egypt, prying open a 1.7 mile fissure. 186 people lost their lives.

Age: 5 years
My father has been promoted to Petty Officer First Class.

Age: 6 years
My mother gave birth to a boy named Marcus Neill, my new half brother. He was the result of a random Tinder hookup. I started elementary school.

Age: 7 years
I am suffering from the common cold.

Age: 8 years
My father has been promoted to Chief Petty Officer. I have been diagnosed with asthma.

Age: 9 years
My half brother, Garret, started high school. My half brother, Giovanni, started elementary school. I wore the same socks for 12 weeks.

Age: 10 years

Age: 11 years
A giant sleeping volcano in Venezuela erupts, pitching large chunks of rock and magma 11 miles outward. The death toll rises to 23.

Age: 12 years
My half brother, Garret, graduated from high school. My half brother, Marcus, started elementary school. I asked Fletcher Packard out and he rejected me.

Age: 13 years
My half brother, Garret, began studying psychology at university. I think my half brother, Garret, is starting to become sexually active.

Age: 14 years
I started high school. While crossing a bridge, I convinced a homeless man on the ledge not to jump.

Age: 15 years
I have developed an unhealthy obsession with wearing boots. I failed my driving test.

Age: 16 years
My half brother, Garret, moved out.

Age: 17 years
My half brother, Garret, graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in psychology. He started a new position as Jr. Insurance Agent for Ally Insurance. My half brother, Giovanni, started high school. I graduated from high school. I applied to university and was accepted. I enrolled in university for free thanks to Australia's public education system. I started university.

Age: 18 years
I'm beginning to wonder if my half brother, Garret, has an internet addiction.

Age: 19 years
Citing ideological differences, Brazil has condemned Canada to a complete suspension of exports.

Age: 20 years
My half brother, Garret, has been promoted to Insurance Agent. My half brother, Giovanni, graduated from high school. My half brother, Marcus, started high school. I'm starting to think my mother is a fan of Thomas Rhett.

Age: 21 years
My half brother, Giovanni, started a new position as Real Estate Agent for Jacob Carlton Real Estate. I graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in engineering. I have been diagnosed with migraines.

Age: 22 years
Today while napping on the couch, I heard my dad talking about how he recently learned what a cameltoe is. I decided to have a one night stand with Hunter Hill. I practiced safe sex.