Age: 0 years
I was born a female in Cape Town, South Africa. I was conceived at Bonnaroo. It is unknown which of my mother's lovers is the father. My birthday is March 13. I am a Pisces. My name is Thandolwethu Nkosiphendule. My mother is Melokuhle Nkosiphendule, a student (age 21). My father is unknown.
Age: 1 year
My mother graduated from graduate school. She started a new position as Jr. Marine Biologist for Mr. Kama'aina. She gave birth to a boy named Amogelang Sihle, my new half brother. He was the product of a one night stand.
Age: 2 years
Age: 3 years
Age: 4 years
Sweden has launched a boycott of all exports from the Netherlands.
Age: 5 years
Age: 6 years
I started elementary school. I am suffering from lice.
Age: 7 years
My half brother, Amogelang, started elementary school. Financial markets crash across the globe as fears that the conflict between the Netherlands and Sweden will result in World War 3. I admitted to my mother that I broke her phone.
Age: 8 years
I think my teacher may be experiencing gas issues. I went with some of the girls in my neighborhood to go see The Muscular Merman.
Age: 9 years
Age: 10 years
The Netherlands's military strategies have been leaked and compromised, forcing a retreat from the ongoing war with Sweden.
682 people lost their lives and a further 20,834 were left injured by the war. I have been diagnosed with tonsillitis.
Age: 11 years
I dropped my phone in a river and it took 9 days to be fixed.
Age: 12 years
I started high school.
Age: 13 years
My half brother, Amogelang, started high school.
Age: 14 years
A Category 1 hurricane makes landfall on Russia. 2,777 people lose their homes, while 6 more enjoy wonderful kitesurfing conditions. I told my friend to shut up.
Age: 15 years
I graduated from high school. I think my half brother, Amogelang, is starting to become sexually active. I applied to university and was accepted. I was awarded a scholarship to university. I started university.
Age: 16 years
My half brother, Amogelang, graduated from high school. I am cured of tonsillitis.
Age: 17 years
My half brother, Amogelang, started a new position as Jr. Insurance Agent for Crown Insurance Group. I failed my driving test.
Age: 18 years
I suffered from constipation for 15 days and am beginning to think there may be something wrong with my body.
Age: 19 years
I graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in biology. I was hired for the position of Microbiologist for Aloha Dynamics with a salary of $46,716.
Age: 20 years
My half brother, Amogelang, moved out. He has been promoted to Insurance Agent.
Age: 21 years
My half brother, Amogelang, has fathered a boy named Fokazi Sihle.
Age: 22 years
My half brother, Amogelang, has fathered a boy named Yengwayo Sihle.
Age: 23 years
My half brother, Amogelang, married Futhi Zuma, a 28-year old hairdresser. He has been promoted to Sr. Insurance Agent. I have been given a raise of 8.9%. My salary is now $50,869. I helped my friends move.
Age: 24 years
I've been feeling self-conscious and I'm considering getting a tummy tuck. I started drinking rum & cokes.
Age: 25 years
I have been given a raise of 4.1%. My salary is now $52,945.
Age: 26 years
I have developed an unhealthy obsession with landscaping.
Age: 27 years
My nephew, Fokazi, started elementary school. I joined social media.
Age: 28 years
My nephew, Yengwayo, started elementary school. I am suffering from diarrhea.
Age: 29 years
I went golfing and got a hole-in-one.
Age: 30 years
I have been given a raise of 9.8%. My salary is now $58,136.
Age: 31 years
An outbreak of the plague has descended on Ireland, killing 2,536 in just 6 months.
Age: 32 years
I have been given a raise of 3.6%. My salary is now $60,212.
Age: 33 years
My nephew, Fokazi, started high school. I am suffering from the flu.
Age: 34 years
My nephew, Yengwayo, started high school.
Age: 35 years
Age: 36 years
My nephew, Fokazi, graduated from high school. I helped a woman deliver her baby in the middle of a hurricane with the help of a YouTube video. I decided to have a one night stand with Ingane Lunga. I practiced unsafe sex. I have been diagnosed with genital herpes.
Age: 37 years
My nephew, Fokazi, began studying history at university. My nephew, Yengwayo, graduated from high school. I had a nightmare that I missed the game-winning kick in the World Cup. I am now dating S'bu Nhlakanipho.
Age: 38 years
My nephew, Fokazi, moved out. My nephew, Yengwayo, started a new position as Cadet for Cape Town Police Department. He moved out.
Age: 39 years
My mother retired. My mother died from Parkinson's disease. I paid my respects at her funeral. My half brother and I each inherited $670,478.
Age: 40 years
I am suffering from the common cold.
Age: 41 years
My nephew, Fokazi, graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in history. He started a new position as History Teacher for Cape Town Public Schools. My nephew, Yengwayo, has been promoted to Patrolman. While getting a teeth cleaning, the dentist asked me how my tongue got so strong.
Age: 42 years
S'bu and I have been together for 5 years. "Nocturnalgender" has now been formally recognized as a gender option on Colombia's census. I argued with my half brother, Amogelang, about why Michael Jordan was better than LeBron James. I called him a cockeyed psychopath.
Age: 43 years
Age: 44 years
My nephew, Yengwayo, has been promoted to Trooper. Someone called me a tart! I called her a biznitch.
Age: 45 years
S'bu Nhlakanipho proposed to me. I accepted!
Age: 46 years
I started drinking barrel-aged negronis.
Age: 47 years
S'bu and I have been together for 10 years. I ignored a pimp who was giving me the stink eye.
Age: 48 years
Age: 49 years
I injured my bladder while masturbating. It took 7 weeks to heal.
Age: 50 years
My fiancé, S'bu, says that if we ever meet Garth Brooks, a hall-pass will be issued in our relationship. I'm not on board with that.
Age: 51 years
I have been diagnosed with bunions.
Age: 52 years
S'bu and I have been together for 15 years.
Age: 53 years
I ordered stylish glasses after the eye doctor said I need vision correction.
Age: 54 years
My nephew, Yengwayo, married Kwanele Vuyo, a 38-year old Army enlistee. S'bu died after suffering a stroke. I paid my respects at his funeral.
Age: 55 years
I have been diagnosed with depression.
Age: 56 years
Age: 57 years
I injured my throat while walking. It took 3 weeks to heal.
Age: 58 years
Age: 59 years
Age: 60 years
I died of natural causes. My net worth at the time of my death was $1,888,377
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