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Atsushi Hashimoto

Age: 0 years
I was born a male in Fukuoka, Japan. I was conceived after a romantic Valentine's Day date. My name is Atsushi Hashimoto. My father is Ren Hashimoto, a marine biologist (age 43). My mother is Sara Hashimoto, a chiropractor (age 48). I have an older sister named Hinata (age 1).

Age: 1 year

Age: 2 years

Age: 3 years

Age: 4 years
Salmonella has contaminated 17,153 lbs of pheasant in Mexico. Widespread food poisoning ensues.

Age: 5 years
My big sister, Hinata, started elementary school.

Age: 6 years
I started elementary school. I went with some of my friends from school to go see Safari On the Savanna.

Age: 7 years

Age: 8 years
Financial collapse in Venezuela has caused 11,422 people to lose their jobs. I didn't have the guts to jump off a bridge.

Age: 9 years

Age: 10 years

Age: 11 years
My big sister, Hinata, started high school. 91,686 tons of snow loosen on Canada's mountain ranges, covering well populated cities below in 7 feet of snow.

Age: 12 years
I started high school. I am being bullied at school. I reported him to my teacher.

Age: 13 years

Age: 14 years
My big sister, Hinata, graduated from high school. My mother retired.

Age: 15 years
My big sister, Hinata, started a new position as Apprentice Photographer for Fukuoka Daily Star. I graduated from high school. I applied to university and was accepted. My application for a scholarship to university was rejected. My parents agreed to pay my university tuition. I started university.

Age: 16 years
I am suffering from the common cold.

Age: 17 years
My big sister, Hinata, has been promoted to Photographer.

Age: 18 years
My big sister, Hinata, gave birth to a girl named Hana Matsumoto. I passed my driving test and got a driving license.

Age: 19 years
My big sister, Hinata, moved out. My father retired. I graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in biology. I was hired for the position of Jr. Microbiologist for Byzantine Motors with a salary of $36,934.

Age: 20 years
I tried opium.

Age: 21 years
I went clubbing at Royalty Lounge. I decided to have a one night stand with Sara Suzuki. I practiced safe sex.

Age: 22 years
I have been given a raise of 8.1%. My salary is now $39,928. I went to an indoor trampoline park with my mother.

Age: 23 years
California's geological land mass has split from the United States. The body of water between the two is now known as the American Strait.

Age: 24 years
My niece, Hana, started elementary school. I have been given a raise of 5.0%. My salary is now $41,925.

Age: 25 years

Age: 26 years
I have been promoted to Microbiologist with a salary of $51,907. Serial criminal Umut Mor has been taken into custody in Turkey and charged with 9 counts of rubbing his rump on random playgrounds. The people rejoiced.

Age: 27 years

Age: 28 years
I have been given a raise of 3.8%. My salary is now $53,904. I tried gym candy.

Age: 29 years
I witnessed a blind man stealing someone's mail. I called the police on him.

Age: 30 years
My niece, Hana, started high school.