Age: 0 years
I was born a female in Charleston, United States. I was a planned pregnancy. My birthday is November 19. I am a Scorpio. My name is Ellie Buffett. My father is Master Buffett, a restaurant worker (age 64). My mother is Camila Buffett, a receptionist (age 19).
Age: 1 year
Age: 2 years
My father retired.
Age: 3 years
My parents got me a cat named Buttons.
Age: 4 years
Age: 5 years
Spain has blamed a slew of recent car bombs in the city center of Barcelona on South Korea.
Age: 6 years
I started elementary school. My cat, Buttons, climbed on me while I was relaxing on the couch. I worked with her on her behavior.
Age: 7 years
Age: 8 years
An unsolicited missile attack from South Korea places Spain in war crisis mode.
Age: 9 years
Age: 10 years
A treaty has been signed between Spain and South Korea, marking the end of the 5-year conflict between the two nations. The death toll from the war reached 2,610 with an additional 7,150 injured.
Age: 11 years
My father died after contracting a rare larynx condition. I paid my respects at his funeral.
Age: 12 years
I have been diagnosed with depression.
Age: 13 years
My cat, Buttons, woke me up in the middle of the night. I worked with her on her behavior.
Age: 14 years
My cat, Buttons, is acting strange.
Age: 15 years
I started high school. I stayed up for 37 hours straight due to insomnia. My cat, Buttons, perished from old age, after her time had finally come.
Age: 16 years
I failed my driving test.
Age: 17 years
Age: 18 years
I graduated from high school.
Age: 19 years
An outbreak of the plague has descended on Russia, killing 1,405 in just 4 months. I have been diagnosed with anxiety.
Age: 20 years
Today while napping on the couch, I heard my mom talking about how she recently learned what a chode is. I am suffering from cold sores.
Age: 21 years
I went for a run and collapsed on the sidewalk due to heatstroke.
Age: 22 years
A blind man hit me with his cane and called me a goblin. I started drinking bourbon.
Age: 23 years
Age: 24 years
I suffered from constipation for 26 days and am beginning to think there may be something wrong with my body. I witnessed a stockbroker filming porn in public. I called the police on him.
Age: 25 years
I've been contemplating learning how to cook ramen.
Age: 26 years
I'm starting to suspect that my mother has started menopause.
Age: 27 years
I was traumatized after watching a coyote rip apart my neighbor's toy poodle. I earned $5,400 by taking a package to South Africa.
Age: 28 years
I've sometimes wondered how it would feel to jump into a swimming pool filled with grape jelly. I am cured of depression.
Age: 29 years
I was traumatized after watching a car back over my neighbor's toy poodle.
Age: 30 years
I have been diagnosed with insomnia.
Age: 31 years
Salmonella has contaminated 28,088 lbs of pork in Indonesia. Widespread food poisoning ensues. I am now dating Russell Basio.
Age: 32 years
My mother shouted at me for not having a job. I decided to see what jobs were available. I was hired for the position of Apprentice Hairdresser for Arrow Salon Charleston with a salary of $19,093.
Age: 33 years
Russell has been promoted to Expeditor. I started drinking gin.
Age: 34 years
I found a scorpion in my right shoe.
Age: 35 years
Russell has been promoted to Assistant Manager.
Age: 36 years
Russell and I have been together for 5 years.
Age: 37 years
I decided to have a one night stand with Eduardo Young. I practiced safe sex.
Age: 38 years
I took my mother gambling.
Age: 39 years
An unforseen tsunami devastates businesses in Indonesia, killing 28 people and causing irreversible damage to surrounding areas. I went birdwatching with my company on a team building exercise.
Age: 40 years
I have been promoted to Hairdresser with a salary of $38,739.
Age: 41 years
Russell and I have been together for 10 years. I'm pregnant with Russell's baby! I'm keeping it!
Age: 42 years
I am the mother of a baby girl named Madeline Basio. Russell Basio proposed to me. I accepted!
Age: 43 years
My fiancé, Russell, just told me the story of his first xanax experience. It was super random. I encountered a mutt and tried to bring it home with me. It attacked me! It cut my eyelid.
Age: 44 years
My fiancé, Russell, is being much more vulnerable with me. I chose to immunize my daughter, Madeline.
Age: 45 years
Today while napping on the couch, I heard my mom talking about how she recently learned what a cameltoe is.
Age: 46 years
Russell and I have been together for 15 years. Peru has accused corporations from Chile of willfully avoiding income tax obligations to its government.
Age: 47 years
My mother retired. I married Russell at a banquet hall. Russell and I went to Santiago, Chile, for our honeymoon. Following the wedding, I decided to hyphenate my last name. I am now Ellie Buffett-Basio.
Age: 48 years
My daughter, Madeline, started elementary school.
Age: 49 years
I have been given a raise of 28.5%. My salary is now $49,789.
Age: 50 years
I should learn muay thai just in case the zombie apocalypse happens.
Age: 51 years
Someone called me a biznitch! I called her a bozo.
Age: 52 years
Age: 53 years
I have been given a raise of 9.9%. My salary is now $54,700. Peru has officially declared war on Chile. I went canoeing with my supervisor, Jack.
Age: 54 years
I injured my thyroid while masturbating. It took 6 weeks to heal. I took a package to the Philippines. I have been charged with drug trafficking. I hired Allen & Hooper to represent me in court. I have been found not guilty!
Age: 55 years
I've been contemplating learning how to cook spaghetti.
Age: 56 years
My best friend, Alexa, confessed that she is addicted to betting on cockfights. I offered her my unconditional support.
Age: 57 years
Russell and I have been married for 10 years. My daughter, Madeline, started high school. I received a email that someone has tried to steal my identity.
Age: 58 years
Age: 59 years
I fell out of bed and injured my stomach for 8 days. I have been diagnosed with hives.
Age: 60 years
My daughter, Madeline, graduated from high school. I am suffering from the flu.
Age: 61 years
My daughter, Madeline, started a new position as Writer for Coleman Books. I took Russell to the theater to see Robot Of Darkness.
Age: 62 years
My daughter, Madeline, moved out.
Age: 63 years
I injured my booty while masturbating. It took 6 weeks to heal.
Age: 64 years
I was hoping for a dog for my birthday but instead got a broom.
Age: 65 years
I am suffering from bronchitis.
Age: 66 years
I saw a lady tied to railroad tracks. I died after being hit by a train while trying to save a stranger's life. My net worth at the time of my death was $379,295.
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