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Madgi Fayed

Age: 0 years
I was born a male in Luxor, Egypt. I was conceived during high school lunch period. My name is Magdi Fayed. My father is Mero Fayed, an actor (age 27). My mother is Nubia Toma, a student (age 18).

Age: 1 year
My mother graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in computer science. She started graduate school. She gave birth to a girl named Nannosa Toma, my new half sister. She was the result of a random Tinder hookup.

Age: 2 years

Age: 3 years
My mother graduated from graduate school. She started a new position as Jr. Archaeologist for The City of Luxor.

Age: 4 years

Age: 5 years
I went with some of the boys in my neighborhood to go see The Kung Fu Kid.

Age: 6 years
I started elementary school.

Age: 7 years
My half sister, Nannosa, started elementary school.

Age: 8 years
Arlyn Soto from Panama has recieved an Academy Award for her groundbreaking new album. I am being bullied at school. I decided not to do anything about it.

Age: 9 years
I am suffering from the flu.

Age: 10 years
I quarreled with my half sister, Nannosa, about whose turn it is to use dad's phone. I apologized to her for quarreling.

Age: 11 years
I started high school.

Age: 12 years
My half sister, Nannosa, started high school.

Age: 13 years

Age: 14 years
I graduated from high school. I applied to university and was accepted. I enrolled in university for free thanks to Egypt's public education system. I started university.

Age: 15 years
My half sister, Nannosa, graduated from high school.

Age: 16 years
My half sister, Nannosa, started a new position as Apprentice Cameraman for Titanium TV. She moved out.

Age: 17 years
I am now going out with Mi-soon Ganem.

Age: 18 years
My half sister, Nannosa, has been promoted to Cameraman. I graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in political science. I failed my driving test.

Age: 19 years

Age: 20 years
Mi-soon graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in nursing. She started a new position as Real Estate Agent for Mahmoud Hanania Realty. I took Mi-soon to the theater to see Life After Menopause For Gameela.

Age: 21 years

Age: 22 years
Mi-soon and I have been together for 5 years. My half sister, Nannosa, gave birth to a girl named Nada Najjar. Mi-soon is pregnant with my baby! We're keeping it!

Age: 23 years
Ethiopia's military presence in Russia has ignited long-subdued internal sentiments. I am the father of a baby girl named Salwa Fayed.

Age: 24 years
Mi-soon Ganem proposed to me. I accepted!

Age: 25 years
I chose to immunize my daughter, Salwa.

Age: 26 years
My half sister, Nannosa, gave birth to a boy named Haisam Hamama.

Age: 27 years
Mi-soon and I have been together for 10 years.

Age: 28 years
My niece, Nada, started elementary school.

Age: 29 years
My daughter, Salwa, started elementary school.

Age: 30 years
My half sister, Nannosa, married Hanbal Kouri, a 26-year old computer programmer. She and her husband, Hanbal, had a baby girl named Norhan Kouri.

Age: 31 years

Age: 32 years
Mi-soon and I have been together for 15 years. My nephew, Haisam, started elementary school. Mi-soon is pregnant with my baby! We're keeping it!

Age: 33 years
My niece, Nada, started high school. My father retired. Mi-soon suffered a second-trimester miscarriage! I have been diagnosed with hives.

Age: 34 years
My daughter, Salwa, started high school. My half sister, Nannosa, and Hanbal Kouri divorced. Mi-soon is pregnant with my baby! We're keeping it!

Age: 35 years
I am the father of a baby girl named Heba Fayed. I have been diagnosed with mad cow disease.

Age: 36 years
My niece, Nada, graduated from high school. My niece, Norhan, started elementary school.

Age: 37 years
Mi-soon and I have been together for 20 years. My daughter, Salwa, graduated from high school. My niece, Nada, began studying dance at university. My nephew, Haisam, started high school.

Age: 38 years
My daughter, Salwa, began studying psychology at university.

Age: 39 years
My niece, Nada, moved out.

Age: 40 years
My nephew, Haisam, graduated from high school.

Age: 41 years
My daughter, Salwa, moved out. My daughter, Heba, started elementary school. My niece, Nada, graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in dance. She started a new position as Jr. Interior Designer for Mr. Rosebud. My nephew, Haisam, started a new position as Cadet for Luxor Police Department. My niece, Norhan, started high school.

Age: 42 years
Mi-soon and I have been together for 25 years.
My daughter, Salwa, graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in psychology. She started a new position as School Psychologist for Luxor Public Schools. My niece, Nada, has been promoted to Interior Designer. My nephew, Haisam, moved out. My mother retired.

Age: 43 years
My niece, Nada, has been promoted to Sr. Interior Designer.

Age: 44 years
My nephew, Haisam, has been promoted to Patrolman. My niece, Norhan, graduated from high school. Mi-soon broke up with me. I begged her to stay but she left anyway.

Age: 45 years
My niece, Norhan, began studying political science at university. I have been diagnosed with depression.

Age: 46 years
My daughter, Heba, started high school. My mother screamed at me for not having a job. I decided to see what jobs were available. I applied for the position of Jr. Translator at Comet Mills but didn't get an interview. I was hired for the position of Apprentice Telemarketer for Smart Corp with a salary of $21,464.

Age: 47 years
My nephew, Haisam, has been promoted to Trooper. I ignored an exotic dancer who was acting obnoxiously.

Age: 48 years
I have been promoted to Telemarketer with a salary of $27,762. I died from complications associated with mad cow disease. My net worth at the time of my death was $36,081.