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Elektra Bater

Age: 0 years
I was born a female in Fargo, United States. I was the result of a random Bumble hookup. My name is Elektra Bater. My father is Paul Bater, a marine biologist (age 33). My mother is Arleen Damon-Carter, a Marines enlistee (age 30).

Age: 1 year

Age: 2 years
My mother has been promoted to Master Sergeant.

Age: 3 years

Age: 4 years
A towering tsunami crashes into Japan's seaboard. 545 people couldn't make it out in time.

Age: 5 years

Age: 6 years
My mother has been promoted to Sergeant Major. I started elementary school.

Age: 7 years

Age: 8 years

Age: 9 years
The leader of Israel, Choni Deronda, has declared that Serbia and Germany represent an axis of evil.

Age: 10 years

Age: 11 years
I admitted to my mother that I broke her sprinkler system.

Age: 12 years

Age: 13 years
Air raid sirens echo around Belgrade and business comes to a standstill as tensions between Serbia and Israel escalate into all-out war.

Age: 14 years

Age: 15 years
I started high school. I went for a hike with my father.

Age: 16 years
I passed my driving test and got a driving license.

Age: 17 years

Age: 18 years
I graduated from high school. I applied to university and was accepted. My application for a scholarship to university was rejected.
My parents agreed to pay my university tuition.
I started university.

Age: 19 years
I went to the zoo with my father.

Age: 20 years
Australia intervenes in the war between Serbia and Israel, drawing an end to the 11-year conflict. The death toll from the war reached 2,586 with an additional 3,406 injured. I am suffering from flatulence.

Age: 21 years

Age: 22 years
I graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in political science. I applied for the position of Editor-in-Chief at Fargo Chronicle but didn't get an interview.
I applied for the position of Policy Analyst at The City of Fargo but didn't get an interview.
I was hired for the position of Jr. Policy Analyst for The City of Fargo with a salary of $43,171.

Age: 23 years

Age: 24 years
I have been given a raise of 4.6%. My salary is now $45,139.

Age: 25 years
I have been promoted to Policy Analyst with a salary of $53,995.

Age: 26 years

Age: 27 years
I have been given a raise of 3.6%. My salary is now $55,963.

Age: 28 years
I went clubbing at Comrade. I tried sleeping pills.

Age: 29 years

Age: 30 years
Lotus shoes have become the next trendy fashion fad in Colombia. I am suffering from the common cold.

Age: 31 years
I have been promoted to Sr. Policy Analyst with a salary of $67,771.

Age: 32 years
My mother has retired from the Marines.

Age: 33 years
My father retired. I am now dating Ramell Smelley.

Age: 34 years
It is widely believed in Jamaica that Sweden meddled in its last national election and that its new authoritarian leader, Romeo Jones, would not be in power if not for Sweden's actions. I'm pregnant with Ramell's baby! I'm keeping it! I have been diagnosed with migraines.