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Isabella Robertson

Age: 0 years
I was born a female in Saskatoon, Canada. I was conceived while my mother was in a sex swing. My birthday is February 26. I am a Pisces. My name is Isabella Robertson. My father is Brad Robertson, an Air Force enlistee (age 25). My mother is Chloe Robertson, a chef (age 24). We have a family cat named Ninja.

Age: 1 year

Age: 2 years
My mother has been promoted to Chef Tournant. I learned how to walk.

Age: 3 years
Peru's leader, Miguel Mariano, rambled on and on and on during his UN address. The internet had a field day.

Age: 4 years
My mother and my father had a baby boy named Jordan, my new brother. He was an accidental pregnancy.

Age: 5 years
My mother has been promoted to Chef Garde Manger.

Age: 6 years
I started elementary school. An unstoppable overflowing dam in New Zealand results in chaotic floods and kills 32 people while injuring 92 more.

Age: 7 years
My father has retired from the Air Force. I went to the country fair with my father.

Age: 8 years
My cat, Ninja, ate the food off of my plate while I wasn't looking. I worked with her on her behavior.

Age: 9 years

Age: 10 years
My little brother, Jordan, started elementary school. My cat, Ninja, left a dead fish on my pillow. I worked with her on her behavior.

Age: 11 years
I have stepped in gum 82 times this year and it's only March. My cat, Ninja, was laid to rest after passing from natural causes.

Age: 12 years
I got yelled at by an elderly woman at the grocery store. I tongue-kissed Arnaud Thomas. It was my first kiss. He tasted like raw tuna.

Age: 13 years
I started high school. I am now going out with Ryker Harter.

Age: 14 years
I believe I saw a ghost while taking a walk at night.

Age: 15 years
Serial criminal Lubanzi Ntuthuko has been taken into custody in South Africa and charged with 16 counts of rubbing his larynx on random men. The people rejoiced.

Age: 16 years
Ryker graduated from high school. I graduated from high school. I applied to university and was accepted. I was awarded a scholarship to university. I started university.

Age: 17 years
Ryker started a new position as Probationary Firefighter for Saskatoon Fire Department. My little brother, Jordan, started high school. Ryker broke up with me. I begged him to stay but he left anyway. I am suffering from the flu. I passed my driving test and got a driving license.

Age: 18 years
Saudi Arabia's famed inventor, Abdul Lateef El Ghazi, has successfully engineered a cost efficient renewable energy source that has been adopted by most the country.

Age: 19 years
I'm starting to think my little brother, Jordan, has an eating disorder.

Age: 20 years
My little brother, Jordan, graduated from high school. I graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in arts. I'm starting to suspect that my mother has started menopause. I was hired for the position of Jr. Graphic Designer for The King Company with a salary of $31,591.

Age: 21 years
My little brother, Jordan, began studying engineering at university. Internet sensation, Kareem Calvo from Panama, makes international headlines as his new pop song becomes the highest selling single of all-time.

Age: 22 years
My little brother, Jordan, moved out.
I have been given a raise of 6.0%. My salary is now $33,498. Lotus shoes have become the next trendy fashion fad in Israel.