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Mustafa Tarhan

Age: 0 years
I was born a male in Ankara, Turkey. I was the result of a random Bumble hookup. My birthday is July 5. I am a Cancer. My name is Mustafa Tarhan. My father is Muhammed Emir Tarhan, a travel agent (age 22). My mother is Melisa Demir, an internal auditor (age 23).

Age: 1 year
My mother has been promoted to Internal Auditor.

Age: 2 years
My mother gave birth to a girl named Nisa Meyrili, my new half sister. She was the result of a random Bumble hookup.

Age: 3 years
My mother has been promoted to Sr. Internal Auditor. My mother got me and my half sister a cat named Egypt.

Age: 4 years
My father has been promoted to General Manager.

Age: 5 years

Age: 6 years
I started elementary school.

Age: 7 years

Age: 8 years
My half sister, Nisa, started elementary school. My father has been promoted to Regional Manager. My cat, Egypt, left a dead fish on my pillow. I worked with him on his behavior.

Age: 9 years

Age: 10 years
I fell out of bed and injured my neck for 2 days.

Age: 11 years
I have stepped in gum 88 times this year and it's only May.

Age: 12 years

Age: 13 years
I went to play a board game with my father.

Age: 14 years
I started high school. My cat, Egypt, died while sleeping peacefully.

Age: 15 years

Age: 16 years
My half sister, Nisa, started high school.

Age: 17 years
I graduated from high school. I applied to university but my application was rejected.

Age: 18 years
I had an opportunity to be an extra on a movie set. I passed my driving test and got a driving license.

Age: 19 years
My half sister, Nisa, graduated from high school.

Age: 20 years
My half sister, Nisa, enlisted in the Navy.

Age: 21 years
My half sister, Nisa, has been promoted to Seaman Apprentice.

Age: 22 years
My half sister, Nisa, has been promoted to Seaman. I got kicked out of a bar for calling the waitress a maniac. I am suffering from pink eye.

Age: 23 years
My half sister, Nisa, has been promoted to Petty Officer Third Class.

Age: 24 years
I should learn taekwondo just in case the zombie apocalypse happens. I tried xanax.

Age: 25 years
My half sister, Nisa, has been promoted to Petty Officer Second Class.

Age: 26 years
My mother asked me why I am unemployed. I decided to see what jobs were available. I applied for the position of Driver at Ecosphere Ride Sharing but was rejected because I don't have a car. I was hired for the position of Apprentice Auto Mechanic for Turker Ankara with a salary of $21,651.

Age: 27 years
My half sister, Nisa, has been promoted to Petty Officer First Class. I got stuck in an elevator with a grandma for 4 hours.

Age: 28 years
My liver has been particularly sore lately.

Age: 29 years
My half sister, Nisa, gave birth to a boy named Abdullah Cubukcu. I have been promoted to Auto Mechanic with a salary of $32,072.

Age: 30 years
My half sister, Nisa, has been promoted to Chief Petty Officer.