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Archita Kamal

Age: 0 years
I was born a female in Chennai, India. I was conceived while my parents were touring Capitol Hill. My name is Archita Kamal. My father is Pramod Kamal, a hairdresser (age 41). My mother is Uma Kamal, a firefighter (age 18).

Age: 1 year
My mother has been promoted to Fire Equipment Operator.

Age: 2 years

Age: 3 years
My mother has been promoted to Lieutenant. I am suffering from the flu.

Age: 4 years

Age: 5 years
My mother has been promoted to Captain.

Age: 6 years
I started elementary school.

Age: 7 years
My mother has been promoted to Battalion Chief. I went with some of the girls in my neighborhood to go see My Dog's A Scaredy-Cat.

Age: 8 years

Age: 9 years
My mother has been promoted to Assistant Chief. 14,292 flat-earthers have succumbed to the realities of our universe after one of India's leading scientists, Ranjan Jagatap, discovered yet another piece of undeniable evidence.

Age: 10 years

Age: 11 years
My mother has been promoted to Fire Chief. I started high school.

Age: 12 years

Age: 13 years

Age: 14 years
I graduated from high school.

Age: 15 years

Age: 16 years
Saudi Arabia has blamed a slew of recent car bombs in the city center of Riyadh on Australia. I passed my driving test and got a driving license.

Age: 17 years

Age: 18 years
My father said it was important to him that I got a job. I decided to see what jobs were available. I applied for the position of Massage Therapist at Byzantine Salon Chennai but didn't get an interview. I was hired for the position of Apprentice Telemarketer for Aloha Corp with a salary of $20,736.

Age: 19 years
I have been diagnosed with kidney stones.

Age: 20 years
I have been promoted to Telemarketer with a salary of $26,821.

Age: 21 years
I was enlightened by an experience with molly.

Age: 22 years
I have been given a raise of 4.5%. My salary is now $28,038. I decided to have a one night stand with Atal Patil. I practiced safe sex.

Age: 23 years

Age: 24 years
My father retired. I have been given a raise of 4.3%. My salary is now $29,255.

Age: 25 years

Age: 26 years
I have been given a raise of 4.2%. My salary is now $30,472.

Age: 27 years
Religious feuds fester between Sweden and Serbia.

Age: 28 years
I have been given a raise of 4.0%. My salary is now $31,689.

Age: 29 years

Age: 30 years

Age: 31 years
I have been given a raise of 5.8%. My salary is now $33,515. Recent accusations from Kaveh Piranshahrizadeh, leader of Iran, have instigated war between Serbia and Sweden.

Age: 32 years
The UN drafts a peace treaty that has been adopted by Serbia and Sweden. Their corresponding war ends. Remarkably, only 67 died in the conflict and a further 185 were injured. My father died after suffering a stroke.
I paid my respects at his funeral.

Age: 33 years
I have been given a raise of 3.6%. My salary is now $34,732.

Age: 34 years

Age: 35 years
I have been given a raise of 3.5%. My salary is now $35,949. My best friend, Anushree, began abusing marijuana. I staged a successful intervention for her.

Age: 36 years

Age: 37 years
I have been given a raise of 3.4%. My salary is now $37,166. I passed up an opportunity to skip the wait at a restaurant.

Age: 38 years

Age: 39 years
I have been given a raise of 3.3%. My salary is now $38,383.

Age: 40 years
2 cyclones batter through Australia in quick succession, killing 72 people and injuring 597 more. I took my mother to a hockey game.

Age: 41 years
I have been given a raise of 3.2%. My salary is now $39,600. Someone called me a slunt! I forgave her.

Age: 42 years
I went with some friends to Greenhouse Casino. I lost $5,000 in a hand of blackjack at Greenhouse Casino. I ended up losing $10,000 during a session of blackjack at Greenhouse Casino. I am addicted to gambling.

Age: 43 years
I have been given a raise of 3.1%. My salary is now $40,817. I resisted the urge to visit the casino.

Age: 44 years
I started drinking whiskey.

Age: 45 years
An unforseen tsunami devastates coastal shores in New Zealand, killing 21 people and causing irreversible damage to surrounding areas. I started eating shark fin soup. I am suffering from food poisoning.

Age: 46 years
I have been given a raise of 4.5%. My salary is now $42,643. Sweden has blamed a slew of recent car bombs in the city center of Gothenburg on Ethiopia. I resisted the urge to visit the casino. I am cured of my addiction to gambling.

Age: 47 years
My mother retired. I saw someone call my mother a loser! I forgave her.

Age: 48 years

Age: 49 years
I decided to have a one night stand with Varuni Chakarvarti. I practiced safe sex.

Age: 50 years

Age: 51 years

Age: 52 years
Mexico has allied itself with Sweden, sparking war with Ethiopia.

Age: 53 years
I tried oxycodone.

Age: 54 years
I ignored a courtesan who was sitting on the curb.

Age: 55 years

Age: 56 years
My mother died after suffering a stroke. I paid my respects at her funeral.

Age: 57 years

Age: 58 years

Age: 59 years

Age: 60 years
I tried special k.

Age: 61 years

Age: 62 years

Age: 63 years

Age: 64 years

Age: 65 years
My best friend, Anushree, confessed that she does cocaine in the bathroom at work. I offered her my unconditional support.

Age: 66 years

Age: 67 years
I have been diagnosed with cancer of the brain.

Age: 68 years
A new rebel governmental uprising in Ethiopia promptly brings an end to the 22-year war with Sweden. Remarkably, only 68 died in the conflict and a further 197 were injured. I died from complications associated with cancer of the brain. My net worth at the time of my death was $1,380,840.