Age: 0 years
I was born a male in Columbus, United States. I was the result of a Netflix-and-chill. My birthday is June 28. I am a Cancer. My name is Alexander Burns-Huang. My mother is Elektra Burns-Huang, a chef (age 39). My father is unknown. We have a pussycat named Panther.
Age: 1 year
Age: 2 years
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Age: 5 years
Age: 6 years
I started elementary school. Bubba threw pencils at me in class.
Age: 7 years
Japan has accused corporations from the Philippines of willfully avoiding income tax obligations to its government.
Age: 8 years
Age: 9 years
They served my favorite food, salisbury steak, for lunch 30 times in 3 months. T'was a good year for lunchtime.
Age: 10 years
We got to play Simon says during gym class! I am being bullied at school. I reported him to my teacher. The bully assaulted me! He spanked my arm. I assaulted the bully! I pierced his testicle.
Age: 11 years
Financial markets crash across the globe as fears that the conflict between Japan and the Philippines will result in World War 3. My cat, Panther, died when his clock finally expired, after taking his last breath.
Age: 12 years
I tried, and failed, to teach myself to use echolocation. I admitted to my mother that I broke her ceiling fan.
Age: 13 years
My mother got me a dog named Cindy.
Age: 14 years
The Philippines's marines roll into the streets of Fukuoka, laughing hysterically while terrorizing residents by playing Metallica on loud speakers. The 7-year war ends as Japan promptly surrenders. The death toll from the war reached 4,097 with an additional 141 injured.
Age: 15 years
I started high school.
Age: 16 years
I'm starting to suspect that I may have been adopted. I passed my driving test and got a driving license.
Age: 17 years
Age: 18 years
I graduated from high school.
Age: 19 years
I called my internet company and waited on hold for 35 minutes. I'm now considering looking for a new one. I asked Michelle Perry on a date and she rejected me.
Age: 20 years
Finland's political slander campaign against Iran's leader, Dalir Kavoosi, has sparked heated hostility between the two governments.
Age: 21 years
After failing to respect its cultural preferences, Finland has abruptly initiated war with Iran. My greyhound, Cindy, boxed my testicles like a speed bag when I got out of the shower naked. I worked with her on her behavior.
Age: 22 years
I somehow managed to kill a desktop cactus. I saw a person getting attacked by a gorilla. I saved her life!
Age: 23 years
I am now dating Misty Gay.
Age: 24 years
My girlfriend, Misty, just told me the story of her first ecstasy experience. It was crazy. My greyhound, Cindy, died when her clock finally expired, after taking her last breath.
Age: 25 years
Age: 26 years
Misty has been promoted to Exhibit Associate. My mother pressured me to get a job. I decided to see what jobs were available. I was hired for the position of Apprentice Pet Groomer for Columbus Veterinary Clinic with a salary of $20,801.
Age: 27 years
My mother retired. I have been feeling a need to be healthier and am exploring zumba classes.
Age: 28 years
Misty and I have been together for 5 years. I have been promoted to Pet Groomer with a salary of $30,155. An airliner from Greece has crashed while on final descent in Athens, killing 106 people.
Age: 29 years
Misty Gay proposed to me. I accepted!
Age: 30 years
I have been given a raise of 6.2%. My salary is now $32,025.
Age: 31 years
Age: 32 years
Misty has been promoted to Assistant Curator. I have been given a raise of 5.8%. My salary is now $33,896. I married Misty at a banquet hall. Misty and I went to Santorini, Greece, for our honeymoon. Following the wedding, I decided to hyphenate my last name. I am now Alexander Gay-Burns. Misty also decided to hyphenate her last name.
Age: 33 years
I am suffering from the flu.
Age: 34 years
I have been given a raise of 5.5%. My salary is now $35,767. I borrowed my friend's fog proof mirror to help me shave those hard-to-reach places in the shower. I decided not to complain after the chef botched my steak dinner at a restaurant.
Age: 35 years
A friend told me that regularly massaging your face can really help to raise your self-esteem.
Age: 36 years
I have been given a raise of 5.2%. My salary is now $37,638. I joined social media.
Age: 37 years
Iran's leader, Dalir Kavoosi, has been assassinated in a covert operation conducted by Finland, swiftly ending the war between the two nations. 3,825 people lost their lives and a further 16,912 were left injured by the war.
Age: 38 years
Misty has been promoted to Curator. I have been given a raise of 5.0%. My salary is now $39,509. I got a bad fever of 104.4 degrees.
Age: 39 years
Age: 40 years
I have been given a raise of 4.7%. My salary is now $41,379.
Age: 41 years
I started drinking vodka.
Age: 42 years
Misty and I have been married for 10 years. I have been given a raise of 4.5%. My salary is now $43,250. My mother died of hepatitis C. I paid my respects at her funeral. I inherited $13,489.
Age: 43 years
Age: 44 years
Misty has been promoted to Museum Director. I have been given a raise of 4.3%. My salary is now $45,121. Misty is pregnant with my baby! We're keeping it!
Age: 45 years
I am the father of a baby boy named Casey Gay-Burns.
Age: 46 years
I have been given a raise of 4.1%. My salary is now $46,992.
Age: 47 years
A Category 1 hurricane makes landfall on the United States. 629 people lose their homes, while 9 more enjoy wonderful kitesurfing conditions. I chose to immunize my son, Casey.
Age: 48 years
I have been given a raise of 4.0%. My salary is now $48,863. I went clubbing at Riley's Disco. I am addicted to acid.
Age: 49 years
Age: 50 years
I was fired from my job as Pet Groomer for Columbus Veterinary Clinic after failing a drug test. I thanked my supervisor for the opportunity.
Age: 51 years
My son, Casey, started elementary school. I am suffering from constipation.
Age: 52 years
Misty and I have been married for 20 years.
Age: 53 years
I got yelled at by an elderly woman at the grocery store.
Age: 54 years
A celebrity replied to a tweet that I posted.
Age: 55 years
I am suffering from the common cold.
Age: 56 years
Age: 57 years
My pee smells funny, maybe I'm taking too many vitamins.
Age: 58 years
Spice Girls replied to a tweet that I posted.
Age: 59 years
Age: 60 years
My son, Casey, started high school.
Age: 61 years
Age: 62 years
Misty and I have been married for 30 years.
Age: 63 years
Misty retired. My son, Casey, graduated from high school.
Age: 64 years
My son, Casey, started a new position as Cadet for Columbus Police Department. I've been feeling self-conscious and I'm considering getting a liposuction.
Age: 65 years
I have been diagnosed with cancer of the gallbladder.
Age: 66 years
I had an opportunity to be an extra on a movie set. I died from complications associated with cancer of the gallbladder. My net worth at the time of my death was $247,159
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