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Hamza El Jabbour

Age: 0 years
I was born a male in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. I was conceived in an igloo. My birthday is September 10. I am a Virgo. My name is Hamza El Jabbour. My father is Taamir El Jabbour, a retired psychiatrist (age 62). My mother is Shahla El Bina, a police officer (age 30).

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Age: 2 years

Age: 3 years
A huge increase of tourism inadvertently generates an immense avalanche in Canada, killing 38 people.

Age: 4 years
Internet sensation, Cornelis Kuiper from the Netherlands, makes international headlines as his new rock song becomes the highest selling single of all-time.

Age: 5 years

Age: 6 years
I started elementary school. My father died from Lyme disease. I paid my respects at his funeral.

Age: 7 years
I have been diagnosed with depression.

Age: 8 years

Age: 9 years
Drought conditions have officially beset Argentina. I admitted to my mother that I broke her grandfather clock.

Age: 10 years
I took Hadiyya Al Youssef to the school dance.

Age: 11 years

Age: 12 years
I started high school.

Age: 13 years

Age: 14 years
I am cured of depression.

Age: 15 years
I graduated from high school. I have been diagnosed with asthma. I applied to university and was accepted. I was awarded a scholarship to university. I started university.

Age: 16 years

Age: 17 years

Age: 18 years
Panama has accused Turkey of hoarding weapons of mass destruction. I passed my driving test and got a driving license.

Age: 19 years
I graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in finance. Panama is slammed with an extremely fast-paced and destructive Category 5 hurricane, named Ciara. Mandatory evacuations proved successful in saving 3,983 families. I was hired for the position of Jr. Financial Analyst for Peak Global with a salary of $52,668.

Age: 20 years

Age: 21 years
I refused to join social media.

Age: 22 years

Age: 23 years
I have been given a raise of 7.7%. My salary is now $56,749. I had a nightmare that I won the lottery but lost the ticket. I have been diagnosed with migraines.

Age: 24 years

Age: 25 years
Looming conflict between Chile and Australia has spawned intense riots in Valdivia. My best friend, Waleed, began abusing marijuana. I staged an intervention for him but it didn't work. Waleed assaulted me! He impaled my chin.

Age: 26 years
Unstable development weakened the ground in Italy, prying open a 1.0 mile fissure. 62 people lost their lives. I am suffering from the swine flu.

Age: 27 years
I have been given a raise of 7.2%. My salary is now $60,830.

Age: 28 years

Age: 29 years
I have been promoted to Financial Analyst with a salary of $71,034.

Age: 30 years
My mother retired.

Age: 31 years
Newly discovered precious natural resources have been found in Chile, resulting in an export rivalry with Cuba. I saw someone call my mother a whore! I called her a bang hole. She assaulted me! She whacked my forearm. I attacked her but she dodged me.

Age: 32 years
While hiking I got stuck in quicksand for 27 minutes before escaping. I have been diagnosed with depression.

Age: 33 years

Age: 34 years
A devastating air campaign by Cuba on Chile's stronghold of Valdivia has resulted in a 24-hour curfew. I am suffering from laryngitis.

Age: 35 years
I have been given a raise of 8.6%. My salary is now $77,156. 58 people have been safely evacuated, while 83 perish after a predetermined volcanic eruption in Colombia.

Age: 36 years
France intervenes in the war between Chile and Cuba, drawing an end to the 5-year conflict.
Casualties from the war measure in the hundreds. I have been diagnosed with anxiety.

Age: 37 years

Age: 38 years
I've received about 161 spam emails a day lately and I'm wondering if someone is out to get me. I am suffering from pink eye.

Age: 39 years
I took my mother to pick flowers.

Age: 40 years
I injured my coccyx while masturbating. It took 7 weeks to heal. I am cured of depression.

Age: 41 years
I am cured of anxiety.

Age: 42 years
I looked directly into a solar eclipse and couldn't see for 14 days.

Age: 43 years
I was suckered into helping a friend move. It took 12 hours to get everything done. I am now dating Wajdiyya El Harron.

Age: 44 years
I'm starting to think that my vision is getting worse. I found a man overdosing on opiates. I died after being beaten to death by a man who was overdosing on opiates. My net worth at the time of my death was $1,433,141.