"There is a thunderstorm. Imagine your otp being in the same room and they can't leave. Person A is really happy about it because they like being around Person B. However Person B is extremely afraid of storms and is curled up like a ball in the corner."
Dark: **hiding in a closet**
Starmine: there's nothing to be afraid of, Dark. It's just thunder. Come out of the closet.
Dark: I'M FUCKING GAY there I came out of the closet are you happy now
Starmine: you know that's not what I meant. What are you doing in there anyway?
Dark: looking for Narnia what do you think
Starmine: ffs Dark just get out of the goddamn closet
Dark: NEVER
Starmine: Dark
Dark: fine **opens door**
**thunder strikes**
Dark: **slams door shut** NOPE NOT TODAY
SD from somewhere in the distance: HEARD YA SAY
NOT TODAY
TEAR THE CURTAINS DOWN
WINDOWS OPEN
NOW MAKE A SOUND
Dark: Starmine I swear if you open the window I will kill you
Starmine: I'm not a moron
why the fuck would I open a window during a thunderstorm
Dark: idk man
SD can be alarmingly unpredictable depending on her mood so if she felt like it she could write that
Starmine: fair
Dark: if I come out of the closet will you let me eat paradichlorobenzene
Starmine: no
Dark: not coming out
Starmine: if I fuck you
Dark: owo
Starmine: hA I was right you already ate paradichlorobenzene
Dark: how do you know that
Starmine: otherwise you would have said something adorable like "Starmine I will murder you"
Dark: are you a masochist
Starmine: am i
Dark: probably
Starmine: probably
Dark: **opens door**
**sees a shirtless Starmine**
**dick rises**
fuck
**and you know what happens next**
why do i do this i have no clue
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A Book Of Bullshit I Make Instead Of Sleeping Oops
Randomyeah so daily writing prompts or exercises because why the fuck not join me if you want because i found some interesting ones mine are all gonna be some Lencesty shit it gonn be gr8 i tend to write these on Archive at 1 or 2 am it's kind of a proble...
