Don't Abuse Carrots Or Ice Fag Will Scree

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"Write a scene that involves pickled carrots and supermarket eggs."

Alright so Blue exists and I haven't used him in ages oops

so anyway Punkish was gonna cook shit because that's what he does when he's not being fucked

right so Punkish was like "BLUE GET SOME FUCKING GROCERIES THANKS"

so Blue went to the grocery store and bought shit

when he got back to the Len mansion he had pickled carrots and eggs

Punkish did a scree and threw the pickled carrots across the room

Ice Fag freaked out bc carrots are precious to him I mean think about it his song is Snowman

that's a fucking nose

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE CARROT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THEIR IMPORTANCE" Ice Fag scream-cried

"shshshshhshshshh I'll buy you some carrots to cherish" Asymmetry promised and Ice Fag hugged him owo

and then Punkish used the eggs bc eggs

Asym got Ice Fag carrots dw

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