#prayforLancer

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"Describe the taste of an orange without using the words sweet, juicy, or sour."

Lancer still fookin peeved about his orng

twas quite an odd tasting orng

but then Edge pointed out it only tastes odd because Lancer likes to eat his fruit with the skin still on

smh Lancer u gotta stop my dude

oh well at least Edge is their to peel your orngs

and your watermelons bc LANCER

YOU DO NOT EAT WATERMELON WITH THE SKIN ON

well you don't eat the skin

so stop it

#prayforLancer



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