A Book Of Bullshit I Make Instead Of Sleeping Oops

There Is A Slice Of Garlic In This Teapot

"Incorporate this line of dialogue in your scene: 'There is a slice if garlic in this teapot.'"  

One day Senbu was hosting a tea party. Since he may or may not be a bipolar psychopath, this is one of the most normal things he does.

Anyway so all the ukes were sitting around a tiny table drinking from tiny teacups. The semes had asked to cook for them so Senbu said they could. He was in a good mood because first he was getting tea, and second Trickster was the one who asked if the semes could cook.

Dark hates coffee but tea is a little more bearable. He still doesn't care for it much but it was a tiny teacup so he didn't care. If it tasted weird he didn't notice.

It was Jersey who pointed out the weird flavor. "What the fuck is in this tea?"

"NOT ONE OF MY PRECIOUS FORKS I HOPE," Fork-chan screamed from the kitchen.

Dark shrugged. "Tastes like tea to me."

"You hate coffee and you hardly ever drink tea you have no idea what you're talking about shut up," Ayasaki grumbled. Dark threw his shoe at him and Aya moaned because masochism. After that Dark was very much concerned despite being a masochist himself and left to be an antisocial shit in his room. Or masturbate with that stray dildo he yelled at a month ago idk man. He still only had one shoe. Starmine left the kitchen to return Dark's shoe to him but he didn't come back down for a while and screaming noises could be heard.

"This tea is awful," Punkish whined, and the other ukes nodded.

"Huh, I'll look into it," Senbu promised, removing the lid of his dainty teapot and looking inside. His eyes grew wide and he gasped. "THERE IS A SLICE OF GARLIC IN THIS TEAPOT!"

A chorus of "What the actual fuck?" went around the table. Peeved, Senbu flung the garlic slice across the room which hit Butterfly in the face.

"It was you, wasn't it?" Senbu growled at the terrified module.

"W-well, I don't have a boyfriend-"

"Hougetsu doesn't necessarily have a boyfriend either but he's here drinking tea like a normal person!"

Except Hougetsu had seen a moth and was now chasing after it.

Senbu cleared his throat. "Moving on."

"So maybe I put that slice of garlic in there-"

"JASON!"

And Butterfly ran away screaming because Jason the cheetah being summoned never means anything good for his dick.

The rest of the modules enjoyed their tea party in peace while Butterfly spent the rest of the day running away from Senbu's pet cheetah and Bebop was sitting outside because the other modules wouldn't let him drink tea with them.

What the fuck is this idk anymore

also i swear i have nothing against Butterfly

he's just unlucky and gets bullied by me oops