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"The only hope the kingdom has rests with a beautiful witch, a very loud princess, a clumsy thief, and a fairy that likes to set things on fire."

Bad Boy is a beautiful witch. He gains his powers from drinking Dr. Pepper and is weakened by bananas because he's allergic to them.

Hansel is a very loud princess even though he doesn't seem loud but he just is. Mostly because he bakes so much, which means he has a lot of sugar. When he doesn't have sugar he's really quiet.

Punkish is a clumsy thief. He also may or may not work at a brothel and get fucked every night. Usually he can't walk the next day but that's fine. His other job is a thief but he's kind of just given up on that cuz dude he can't even walk.

Ice Fag is a fairy that likes to set things on fire. He's adorable and therefore a fairy, dw these are all crack hcs cuz this one makes no fucking sense his NAME IS ICE FAG and his song is SNOWMAN smh

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