Please Let Porn Star Stay With His Lovely Fence-sama

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"Describe a fence from the POV of someone who was just robbed. Now describe the sane fence from the POV of someone who just won some money."

okee gonna use Terekakushi as the person who won money and Porn Star as the one who got robbed

Porn STar is actually Pop Star Resort but shshhshshshhhhhh

TerekakushiLen i'm tagging you for no reason hi

Porn Star's pov

Oh, you beautiful fence, with your wood so luscious and grainy. You're my only friend. Why does no one ever pay me what I am owed? I run a god damn grocery store for them, they can at least pay me. You're so beautiful, Mmm I could just kiss you even though your rough, splinter filled bark would make my lips bleed. Comfort me, Fence-sama!

Terekakushi's pov

What a beaten down fence. With all this money I just won, I could easily replace it. It's probably filled with all sorts of filthy bacteria, how unsanitary. It's such an unattractive color, it should at least be repainted.

Ah well I'm too lazy don't eat soap kids and adults with the same time as the article below and click on the appropriate discussion page such as the article below and click the link to the office of Governor and I will be a good day to all my friends and family and friends of the most important thing about being in the world.


so if you're confused on the last paragraph

it's cuz i didnt know how to end it so i kinda just let autocorrect suggest shit for me

this could've ended badly but luckily it didn't involve smut related words so it didnt

song at the top hecking pretty

why can't i play the piano like that :((((((((((((((((((((((((

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