WE HAVE BEEN PEELING ORANGES THE WRONG WAY

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"Write about a character who has a secret."

"Starmine what the fuck?????" Bad Boy screams when he sees Starmine peeling an orange.

There's nothing wrong with that since the Lens like oranges too, but the way Starmine is peeling his orange is concerning.

Edge walks in and cries a little. "Starmine what the fuck did you do to that orange?"

SD is laughing her ass off because don't give her friend group oranges that never ends well never NEVER

Don't do it.

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

Anyway Edge is kinda just crying "dude that's not how you peel an orange."

Starmine glares at him and Bad Boy and tells them "WE HAVE BEEN PEELING ORANGES THE WRONG WAY"

and they have

"How do you do that" Bad Boy asks

"It's a SECRET" Starmine screams and Edge runs to his FUCKINGCOUCH to seek comfort

"It's a SECRET" Starmine screams and Edge runs to his FUCKINGCOUCH to seek comfort

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