Fuck This Shit It Needs To Die

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"For every ^ I'll throw a peanut at my roommate

STOP FUCKING UPPING THE PEANUT POST. I AM COVERED WITH THESE THINGS"

this is a great prompt i just hate what i wrote

Starmine grinned down at his phone, glancing up at his roommate Dark from across the room.

For every like, I'll throw a peanut at my hot roommate.

Immediately, the likes starts to trickle in and he flings a salty nut at Dark, who gives him a what the actual fuck look.

He pretends like nothing happened, but as soon as Dark turns around he catches up on the peanut count.

Dark glares at him, then pulls out his phone.

STOP FUCKING UPPING THE PEANUT POST, I AM COVERED IN THESE THINGS

Starmine had forgotten that Dark followed all his social media, despite not using it much.

His face friend bright red when he realized he'd called Dark his "hot roommate."

No wonder Dark was looking at him like that...



this is bullshit kill it with fire I hate it I hate it I hate it

ooh but the song at the top i love it idk why

it gets stuck in my head easily too

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