How to summon Strange Dark

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How to summon Strange Dark:

1. Obtain a large stash of paradichlorobenzene. Doesn't matter what form it's in, as long as it's there.

2. Blast Paradichlorobenzene.

3. If that doesn't work feel free to kidnap Starmine and blast the rest of the Benzene series. Carbon will also summon because it has a chemical name and also Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis will summon him because it's a long word starting with P.

4. He should appear a v anger boi if you kidnap Starmine but otherwise you have yourself a wild Strange Dark.


song at the top kinda sounds like something from the Benzene series

huh

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