Yes Part Of This Happened To Me

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"Write a scene that involves frost, cornflakes, and boots."

this doesn't really have a plot

Edge's breath carries in the chilly air, his cheeks flushed from the cold even as he shoves his hands deeper into his pockets, pressing his arms against himself to retain heat.

The morning is still young and weak in light as he strolls down the frosty street.

He finds these morning excursions soothing, a place where he can be at peace.

About a half hour later, he's back at the Len Mansion. He pours himself a bowl of cornflakes, then ignores the milk because who needs that when you have Special K?

He sighs. It's not his personal favorite, but he'll make do with it.

He sees a small something scurry across the table. Deciding to ignore it, he takes a spoon and begins to slowly eat his cornflakes.

He sees it again and this time, he see that it's a spider. One of those weird tan colored ones.

A little creeped out, he blows it away with a rather violent gust of air.

He resumes his cereal killing, in which he devours them because think about it, he's still killing the cereal.

Suddenly, he tastes something disgusting and a rather different texture than the rest of his cornflakes.

It takes him a minute to realize what he'd eaten.

The spider.

He is too much in shock to process that so he kind of just doesn't.

He hears the soft padded boots if Lancer, soon followed by arms around his waist and a pair of lips in his hair, telling him how beautiful he is.

He smiles, leaning into Lancer's embrace.

"I sort of swallowed a spider."

Lancer looked somewhat terrified for him and proceeded to kiss him up and give him several massages to make him feel better uwu.


btw the story about eating a spider (Edge putting cereal in his bowl to him sitting in shock) is something that happened to me irl about four years ago

yes, I ate a spider because it was hiding in my cereal and I didn't see it

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