"Imagine Person A has been teasing Person B all day. Whether it be slapping their ass, whispering things in their ear, or kissing then in their most sensitive places (neck, collarbone, etc.) Person B finally gets sick of it and pins A against a wall. B whispers in their ear, 'You'd better stop.'"
Lancer being Lancer is one thing. Today though, he's been touching Edge all day, and Edge is sick of it. He's lost count of how many times he's walked past Lance and had his ass grabbed. After several occasions in which Lancer had wrapped his arms around him from behind and kissed his neck, Edge finally lost it.
He slams Lancer against a wall. "You'd better fucking stop."
"Or what?"
Edge growls.
Lancer laughs, wrapping his arm around the ginger's waist and kissing him.
Edge gasps, blushing but unable to resist kissing back.
Suddenly, Melancholy fell through the roof.
"Special delivery for Adolescent Knight, courtesy of Adolescent Princess," she announces breathlessly.
"Why'd you yeet through the roof?" asks Edge, confused.
"And why didn't Princess just do it herself?" adds Lancer.
Mel shrugs. "Dunno man."
Just then Knight yeeted in through the window.
"Greetings, fellow homo sapiens. I am here as I have been summoned to acquire my female sibling's perquisite."
Dark, who actually knows the meaning of perquisite, questioned him. "But perquisite is a synonym for perk, as in perks from a job or something. In this context it sounds kinda weird..."
Knight glares. "Please refrain from sharing your supererogatory conceptualizations."
Dark rolls his eyes.
Knight takes the present and opens it. Inside is a pair of period stained panties.
Because they are all Lens and are male, they all cringe hard as if the panties are possessed. They're also like all gay so they will never come in contact with panties unless they're crossdressing.
"I guess Princess is still mad at you for dumping her for Ver," Dark states, weirdly unfazed. He leaves to have his daily required intake of paradichlorobenzene.
Knight nodded slowly and they yeeted the panties out of the window in fear and disinfected the entire house.
Legit every module was just deep cleaning the entire fucking house.
Except Dark who was eating paradichlorobenzene but that's to be expected.
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A Book Of Bullshit I Make Instead Of Sleeping Oops
Randomyeah so daily writing prompts or exercises because why the fuck not join me if you want because i found some interesting ones mine are all gonna be some Lencesty shit it gonn be gr8 i tend to write these on Archive at 1 or 2 am it's kind of a proble...
