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pick up lines (part 1)

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements. 

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss. 

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood! 

I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming. 

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix. 

Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse. 

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. 

Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood. 

Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready. 

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky. 

Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul. 

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you. 

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.

Girl, are you sure you’re a muggle cause I’d swear that ass is magical!

 I don’t need accio to make you come.

What do you say we disapparate out of here?

 I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.

I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.

You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.

 Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

I’m very interested in exploring your Chamber of Secrets.

Wow, when I said “Accio hottie”, I didn’t expect it to work!

I could make you scream louder than a mandrake

 I need to learn Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.

Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.

Speak Parseltongue to me and I’ll let my snake out.

Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

You must be a nimbus 2000 because you're sweeping me off my feet