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jokes

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Q: Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

A: Because it was making him Moody

Q: Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?

A: They were following Draco, of course!

Q: What kind of cereal do they serve at Hogwarts?

A: Hufflepuffs

Q: Why did Death Eaters cross the road?

A: The Dark Lord ordered it

Q: Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?

A: Because they are doublecrossers

Q: Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

Q: How many Slytherins does it take to screw a light bulb?

A: 5... 1 to screw the light bulb and 4 to say with their fathers connection at the ministry they could screw it faster.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with the infirmary?

A: Ill-literacy.

Q: why does voldermort prefer Twitter to Facebook?

A: Because he only has followers, not friends.

Q: why is mad eye Moody a bad teacher

A. Because he can't control his pupils.

Q:A muggle wakes in to hog's head inn with a frog on his shoulder. The barkeep says, "That's pretty cool, where'd you get it?"

A:London," the frog croaks. "They've got millions of 'em!

Q:How do the Malfoys get into buildings?

A:They Slytherin

Q.On a scale of one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?

A.About nine and three quarters!

Q.How does Harry Potter get down hills?

A. J.K. Rowling!

Q.Why can't Harry Potter tell his best friend from his potion pot?

A.They're both cauldron!

Q. If you don't get these Harry Potter jokes, there must be something RON with you!

Q.Why doesn't Voldemort wear glasses?

A.Nobody nose!

Q,What do you call Hogwarts students who share a dorm?

A.Broom-mates!