Irondad and Spideyson One-shots

Thank You- A film by Peter Parker

Peter: *whispering* So does everyone remember their lines?

Tony: Kid, we've practiced this a thousand times. Just start the video.

Peter: Okay.

[Camera view appears of all the heroes sitting in the common room. The camera shakes as Peter sits it on The table before joining the others in the frame.]

Tony: Take it away Underoos!

Peter: *stuttering* uhhhh Tony?

Tony: Hmm?

Peter: I forgot my line...

Sam: Seriously Peter?

Peter: No! Maybe... Yeah. Yeah I did.

Vision: I believe we are to thank the readers.

Clint:*looking confuzzled* Readers? What readers? What's going on?

Everyone: *ignores Clint*

Peter: Oh Yeaaah! Okay so check it out. The author wanted us to tell you guys thanks for the views and votes. She said it was over 40 thousand!

Natasha: *looks over to me as I walk into the frame* 40 thousand? Impressive.

Me: It's all thanks to my amazing readers! I never thought this book would get 4 views, let alone 4 thousand!

Clint: *also looks at me* Who are you? Where did you come from? WHAT IS GOING ON?

Loki: I believe we are part of something called a fandom.

Clint: Really?

Loki: Yes it appears so.

Me: That's right. You all are part of one of the best fandoms ever. So many humans love you guys.

Loki: Oh really? How many fans do I have?

Me: Quite a few. I'm sure this line alone will get several comments about how cool you are.

Loki: *looking to Thor who is innocently munching on PopTarts* Did you hear Brother? People actually... Like me.

Clint: Well who has the most fans? Is it me? I bet it's me.

Me: *pats Clint on the top of the head*

Me: Sure Clint. You can have as many fans as you want. Why don't you go get some ice-cream to celebrate?

Clint: *sprints to the kitchen*

Natasha: So who really has the most?

Me: IronDad and SpiderSon.

Bruce: Who?

Me: *points to the father/son duo*

Bruce: ohhhh. That makes sense.

Me: So why don't you guys say hi to my amazing readers?

Peter: Hi, welcome to Chilli's!

Tony: Peter no.

Peter: Peter yes.

Dr. Strange: Why are we making this again?

Me: *sighs* Remember, we're thanking your fans.

Scott: Wow...I'm not sure what to say about any of this.

Tony: I do.

Tony: *Strikes classic pose* I am IronMan.

Louis: *walks in* Oh hey you guys I heard you were making some kinda video or something.

Hank Pym: How?!

Louis: Well I was at an art gallery with my cousin Ignacio right...

[Louis continues in the back ground]

[Korg makes an entrance]

Korg: Oh hey guys. You making a video?

Me: Yeah.

Korg: Well I'm starting another revolution. Wanna come?

Me: Maybe later buddy. But right now we need to finish this video.

T'Challa: Yes we must hurry. I need to return to Wakanda soon.

Shuri: I was planning on hanging out with Peter.

Tony and T'Challa: NOOOOO!

Shuri: *looks at Peter*

Peter: *Looks at Shuri*

Peter and Shuri: I can't believe you've done this.

Me: Hey you all?! Can we focus? I have English homework I need to get done.

Pepper: Yes we can. Because last I checked Peter hasn't finished his homework either.

Peter: *blushing* Well I was gonna do it...

Tony: Sure you were kid. Anyway... We just wanted to say-

Everyone: THANK YOU FOR THE VIEWS AND VOTES!!!

Me: Yeah, what they said.

Clint: *walks in with a pint of Mint Chocolate Chip Ice-cream*

Natasha: Clint...?

Clint: Yeeeaaah?

Natasha: Is that my Ice-cream?

Clint: *takes off running once again, Natasha chasing behind him*

Me: Well that's all for now folks.

Peter: gOoDbyE yOu AwEsoMe PeOPle!! wE lArB YoU!!

Tony: Larb?

Peter: It means...

Tony: What?

Peter: Nothing. I larb you Tony. You're a pretty awesome dad.

Tony: *tearing up* Thanks kid.

Rhodey: I was wondering when they'd admit it.

Wanda: I stan IronDad.

Me: Me too Wanda. Me too.

Steve: What does that even mean?

Me: Nothing.

Louis: *continuing from before* So that's how I found out about the video.

Pepper: Well now the video is over because we all have things we need to get done.

Me: Boss lady is right. Bye guys. Thanks again for being so astoundingly awesome. I'll see you tomorrow.

Me: *Disappears into a portal brought to you by Dr. Strange.*

[Screen goes dark and video ends. The credits read "A Thank You Film By Peter Parker]

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OHMAHSTARSIHAVE40KVIEWSONTHISBOOK!!!

How is this even possible?!

You know what, I'm not even gonna question it. I'm just gonna thank you endlessly because you are all awesome human beings with an important purpose in this life and you deserve the world.

This makes me happy!

Happy Hogan: I thought I was Happy? This is Identity theft.

Me: No Happy wait...

Happy: *walks away mumbling something about how he's the original Happy*

Me: Aaaaanyway....

Thanks again!

I larb you all,
And keep smiling my amazing archnids,

Alexis