Here's the first one-shot of the set. I've seen a lot of these fics, and I love them. They're just fun to read. So I thought I'd make one...
Anyway, here it is.
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Peter:
Hey number neighbor.
Unknown:
um... a number what now?
Peter:
A number neighbor.
It means our phone numbers
are almost exactly the same.
Unknown:
So you decided to text
a random stranger?
Peter:
It was a dare.
Unknown:
Oh and that's a perfect
reason to text some
Random phone number.
Peter:
Not a random number.
You're my number neighbor.
But I can go...
Unknown:
Nah. You're giving me
something to do besides
Pay attention.
Peter:
Ohhhhhh
Wait a minute.
What are you supposed
To be paying attention too?
Unknown:
Work.
Peter:
*gasp*
WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING?!
Unknown:
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO!
Peter:
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
Unknown:
You started it.
Peter:
Did I though?
Unknown:
Most definitely.
Peter:
Well that was rude.
Unknown:
Your point?
Peter:
I had a point?
Why wasn't I made aware of this?
Unknown:
How am I supposed to know?
Peter:
You need a contact name.
Unknown:
Set it to something cool.
Nothing stupid, Peter.
Peter:
Okay no problem.
YOU ARE READING
Irondad and Spideyson One-shots
FanfictionJust a collection of one shots about the Avengers family and Peter and all that jazz. This fic involves nothing after phase 3 of the MCU. This story is completed. A second collection of One-Shots is currently on my profile. Story Started: November 2...
