Tony was exhausted after a particularly difficult mission, and what he needed was something that would make him smile. So he asked FRIDAY to access the security footage from the time when the team was gone.
The thing is, Peter had been left home alone, and usually Friday records whatever epic yet hilarious fails the teen may make. So that's what the billionaire was looking for. Only he found something better.
It starts when the teen slides into the common room, like tom cruise in the movie Risky Business, only Peter's dressed in his spidey pajamas. All of a sudden the music starts playing, the intro to that's what I like by bruno Mars. And then, peter starts singing.
"Webslingin’ all around Manhattan
Tony Stark What’s hapnin’?
Gotta new suit it’s stylin’
So gon’ and get to snappin’
I pose it for yah playas
Po-pose it for yah
Do a flip then drop a perpetrator
Stop, Stop ‘em for yah"
The teen belts it out, jumping up on the table. Holding an imaginary microphone. He continues.
Got an apartment with my Auntie
Old Suit look like Jammies (yep)
Make me an Avenger
Spider-man in that family (Spider-Man!)
You got me if you want me
Tony, got me if you want me
Said recruit me if you want me
Took down Ant-man cuz you wanted to
The teen flips off the table as he continues with the next part, acting as if he's dodging bullets.
Dodge all the sneak attacks
I don’t need no eyes on ‘em
It’s that SPIDEY SENSE
Ain’t got no surprise on me
Call me so Amazing, So Spectacularrrr!
Do all that a spider can do!
He throws his hands in the air on the word spectacular.
Webshooters up on my wrist
You know I make it go THWIP
That’s how I live that Spidey life, that Spidey life
That’s how I live that Spidey life, that Spidey life
For the chorus Peter ends up shooting webs each time he sings 'spidey life'
By the time it's over Tony is doubled over laughing. "FRIDAY I need you to save these to Peter's file."
Tony continues laughing. It's almost as funny as the time Peter did Rihanna, but that's a story for another day.
Here is the full lyrics for the song "spidey life". I honestly prefer it over the original song. Also remember, I NEED MORE ENTRIES FOR MY FANART CONTEST!! There can't be a contest if not enough people enter. And thank you to those who have. Okay, you probably want the lyrics now.
Webslingin’ all around Manhattan
Tony Stark What’s hapnin’?
Gotta new suit it’s stylin’
So gon’ and get to snappin’
I pose it for yah playas
Po-pose it for yah
Do a flip then drop a perpetrator
Stop, Stop ‘em for yah
Got an apartment with my Auntie
Old Suit look like Jammies (yep)
Make me an Avenger
Spider-man in that family (Spider-Man!)
You got me if you want me
Tony, got me if you want me
Said recruit me if you want me
Took down Ant-man cuz you wanted to
Dodge all the sneak attacks
I don’t need no eyes on ‘em
It’s that SPIDEY SENSE
Ain’t got no surprise on me
Call me so Amazing, So Spectacularrrr!
Do all that a spider can do!
Webshooters up on my wrist
You know I make it go THWIP
That’s how I live that Spidey life, that Spidey life
That’s how I live that Spidey life, that Spidey life
[Verse 2]
I’m takin’ hits that hurt my ego
Vulture where did he go?
Please don’t tell me secret?
Promise me you’ll keep it, on the low
With great power comes great responsibility!
I promise NYC that I’ll never leave!
Midtown give me guidance
Everyday workin' on science
Take a look at those heroes
And tell me who's the freshest
Is it HER? (is it her?) Is it HE? (is it he?) Say it’s me! (say it’s me) and I’ll agree baby!
[Pre-Chorus]
Dodge all the sneak attacks
I don’t need no eyes on ‘em
It’s that spidey sense
Ain’t got no surprise on me
Call me so Amazing, So Spectacularrrr!
Do all that a spider can do!
Webshooters up on my wrist
You know I make it go THWIP
That’s how I live that Spidey life, that Spidey life
That’s how I live that Spidey life, that Spidey life
[Bridge]
You say that I’m the newwwwww guy
Well here I am baby, it’s my HOMECOMING
Welcome me, welcome me, welcome me
To the Infinity War! (GO FIND THEM STONES!)
If you want me PLEASE come and tell me
Just yell out UNDER-ROOS!
Tell me Tony, tell me, tell me, Tony
What you wanna do?!
[Chorus]
Webshooters up on my wrist
You know I make it go THWIP
That’s how I live that Spidey life, that Spidey life
That’s how I live that Spidey life, that Spidey life
Web-wings I’m gliding at night
Silk strings and webbing ALL WHITE
That’s how I live that Spidey life, that Spidey life
That’s how I live that Spidey life, that Spidey life
YOU ARE READING
Irondad and Spideyson One-shots
FanfictionJust a collection of one shots about the Avengers family and Peter and all that jazz. This fic involves nothing after phase 3 of the MCU. This story is completed. A second collection of One-Shots is currently on my profile. Story Started: November 2...
