(The pic above hurt my heart a little bit...)
So here is. The moment you've all been waiting for!
Sorry this took so long. I've been really busy. I have an exam on Monday that I'm not ready for in the slightest, band concerts have happened, it's just been hectic.
Sorry if this didn't turn out to well. But I tried, so here it be.
Anyway... read on.
(This is unedited btw)
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Peter is making his way down to breakfast the next morning, his injuries practically healed. After Tony had disappeared into the conference room for his meeting with Ross, Harley and Peter had agreed to get along, for Tony's sake. We're about to find out how well this is gonna go.
When Peter reaches the kitchen he moves toward the table, where Tony,
Pepper, Harley, Natasha, and Rhodey are already waiting.
"Morning everyone." Peter yawns, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.
"Morning Bambi." Tony replies, his attention shifting to the teen. THe
first thing he notices is Peter's pajamas. "What happened to Spiderman?"
"I...uh..." Is Peter's anxious reply.
"Does it have anything to do with what happened to your room?"
"What happened to his room?" Harley asks, sitting up a little taller in his seat.
"I...redecorated."
"I've never seen your room that clean. I wanna know why?" Pepper asks.
"I don't know, I guess it all seemed kind of childish." Peter pokes his food with his fork, not having much of an appetite.
"You're not wrong." Harley mumbles under his breath. Peter, with his super hearing, heard it.
"No one asked you, Keener!" Peter replies.
"Peter!" Tony exclaims, not quite believing the kid's outburst.
"Well it's true!!" Harley replies, leaning forward a little. "You're 16! And Spiderman is dumb anyway."
"No he isn't!" Peter.
"Yes he is!" Harley.
"Boys..." Pepper.
"Everyone calm down!" Tony.
"Spider-Man is stupid! He's a guy in spandex who saves cats from trees!"
Harley. Both Harley and Peter are standing now, leaning across the table.
"He's a hero!!"
"Oh come on Parker, you sound like a 12 year old!"
"At least I don't sound like a complete and total jerk!!"
"Jerk? Is that the best you can do?"
"You're a jerk and I wish you had never shown up!"
"Oh come on, I deserve to be here just as much as you do!"
"Maybe we should all just sit down and take a second-" Tony tries to
interrupt, but he's unheard.
"No, because you've done nothing but mess things up every since you
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Irondad and Spideyson One-shots
FanfictionJust a collection of one shots about the Avengers family and Peter and all that jazz. This fic involves nothing after phase 3 of the MCU. This story is completed. A second collection of One-Shots is currently on my profile. Story Started: November 2...