Me: *sitting in my bedroom at 2:00 AM, writing fanfiction instead of sleeping*
Random Voice: Psst. Nat. Hey Nat.
Me: *looks at now empty cup of coffee* Maybe four cups of coffee wasn't a good idea...
Random Voice: Nat!!
Me: What? Who are you?
Random Voice: I'm kind of like your assistant. Sort of. *person appears*
Me: Ohhhh. Wait, why do I have an assistant?
Random voice: Because you've gotten over 132k views.
Me: WHAT?! 132K VIEWS?! *screeches in complete happiness*
My Sister: *from the other room* GO TO SLEEP! IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT!
Me: BUT I HAVE 132K VIEWS!!
My sister: GOOD FOR YOU! NOW SLEEP!
Me: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!
Me: *to the random voice* Well I guess you can stick around. An assistant could be handy... I'm gonna name you Carolyn.
Carolyn: I guess that's fine. But you should thank the readers...
Me: Oh yeah, uh huh THANK YOU GUYS SOOOO MUCH! I seriously don't know how I can thank you enough. This book started as a way to relieve stress, but now people are reading what I write! You have no idea how amazing it makes me feel to see your beautiful comments that always make my day.
Really, this is too good to be true.
Carolyn: Well, Nat, I think it is time you went to sleep. You haven't slept properly in-
Me: Carolyn?
Carolyn: Yes Ma'am?
Me: *hands her my empty coffee cup* I need more coffee. Please?
Carolyn: *sighs and leaves to get more coffee*
Me: Thanks again guys. I really wish I knew how to thank you. You deserve the world and more.
Carolyn: *brings coffee* Here you go.
Me: *proceeds to chug coffee in a matter of seconds* BACK TO WRITING!!
Me: Thanks again you guys! I larb you!
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Jealous much pt 2 is up next!
I larb you all!
~Nat
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Irondad and Spideyson One-shots
FanfictionJust a collection of one shots about the Avengers family and Peter and all that jazz. This fic involves nothing after phase 3 of the MCU. This story is completed. A second collection of One-Shots is currently on my profile. Story Started: November 2...
