It was raining down hard, but the city was amazing. There were so many tall buildings covered in moving pictures with vast and vibrant colors, the cars were fancy and fast, and loud peppy music was playing that was a genre that Jack hadn't ever heard before.
"Well Jack, welcome to Tokyo!" said David. "The lecture hall should be right down the—Jack?" Jack had stopped and was watching one of the little windows with moving pictures, he thinks David called it a "TV", which was in a display at a shop. The picture had cartoon soldiers that appeared to be flying in the air with machines, and they had swords and were fighting giant monsters that looked like people. David joined him. "Pretty cool, huh?" he said. "I love this show. I'll show it to you sometime. But c'mon. We gotta get to the lecture hall." And so they kept on walking.••••
"—and then finally, Rose and I were in the water, and we watched as the ocean finished swallowing the Titanic, sending it to its watery grave," Jack explained to the crowd of news reporters and Titanic fanatics, "We swam through a trail of dead bodies until finally we found a piece of the ship that I could hoist her onto. I stayed in the water and held her hand for what felt like days but was a only a few hours. The rest I don't remember, because by that point, I was dead." Jack opted to leave out mentioning his time in Heaven to avoid causing confusion. "At least, I was dead, until this man found me a few days ago." He gestured to David, who smiled. "Any questions?"
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David and Jack walked out of the lecture hall. "Well that went great!" said David. "You were a hit!" "I guess the Titanic is really famous now, huh?" asked Jack. "Well not only that," said David, but you're the second person in history to be brought back to life after being preserved in ice for so long!" "Second?" asked Jack. "Yeah," said Jack. "The first man's name was Steve Rogers, he was found in 2012. He became a freedom fighter." "Interesting," said Jack. "Well you ready to head back to the hotel?" asked David. "Actually, I think I'm going to take a walk," said Jack. "Alright," said David. "If you need anything, you remember how I taught you how to use that phone I gave you right?" "Yeah," said Jack. "Alright then," said David. "I'll see you later," and the two men parted ways.
It was not long after that Jack found himself in the middle of nowhere. He was in an area with hardly any buildings or cars, except for ones car that had its hood up and a run down mansion with a dead tree on its right and bats flying around it. I'm definitely lost, thought Jack, I should probably call David. Right when he was about to do so, two guys burst out of the mansion, screaming. One was tall with long blond hair and wore a yellow jacket and a black knit cap and the other was shorter than the other and has dark long hairl as well as a beard and had a baseball cap on backwards. Suddenly...
BASH!
They ran right into Jack, all falling down. "Holy shit!" said the tall one, getting up, "Thank God we got out of there while we did eh Silent Bob?" The other one nodded as he got up. The tall one looked over at Jack and helped him up. "Sorry about tha—hey!" he said, "You're that guy who was frozen in the ice!" "So you've heard," said Jack. "No fuckin' way!" said the tall guy, "First we escape a haunted house then we run into a celebrity! Well, I'm Jay, and this here's my hetero life mate Silent Bob!" "I'm Jack Dawson," said Jack. "So how ya like modern life so far?" asked Jay. "It's weird," said Jack. "I still haven't gotten the hang of it." "Oh no?" said Jay, "Well don't worry. Me and Skeletor here know everything about the modern world, we'll teach you!" "Really?" said Jack, "Sure!" said Jay, "C'mon. First we'll get you some modern day clothes, cause no offense but I have no idea what the fuck you're wearing." "Uh...thank you?" said Jack.
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Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo
Fiksi PenggemarDISCLAIMER: This is a parody, folks. Please don't take this seriously. Jack Dawson, frozen at the bottom of the sea after the Titanic sank, is found and brought back by a team investigating the Titanic shipwreck. Now 107 years after his original de...