Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo

Chapter 9

"How ARE we going to get out of here?"asked Jack, "At least, without being seen?" "Don't worry," said Jay, "I got a plan."

A few minutes later, Jack, Jay and Silent Bob were huddled around the doorway and out of sight from anyone who might walk by. Jack whistled as a Yakuza walked by. The Yakuza was alerted and walked over to investigate. Just then, he got smacked in the face with a brick by Silent Bob, knocking him out cold. Jack and Jay dragged him in. "Alright, time for phase two!" said Jay.

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Jack had stolen the Yakuza's clothes as a disguise. It was a suit and tie, sunglasses and a pistol, which would come in handy if needed. Jack didn't have any faith that the disguise would fool anyone. "Jay, I don't think this is going to work," he said, "Aw c'mon!" said Jay, "It works all the time in the movies!" "In the what?" asked Jack, who had no idea what movies were. "I'll explain later," said Jay. Jack, Jay and Silent Bob walked down the hall, with Jack in front so it would look like he was escorting them.

Along the way, they were stopped by another Yakuza. "Anata wa sorera no dansei to nani o shite imasu ka?" "Uh..."started Jack, who didn't speak Japanese, "Taking these two to a private spot for them to be executed." "EXECUTED?" exclaimed Jay, "THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOU—" Jack slapped Jay across the head "SHUT UP PRISONER!" he shouted. "So sorry Jay," he whispered. "Anatahadare?" said the Yakuza, "Soshite, naze anata wa eigo o hanashite imasu ka?"
"Um..."stammered Jack. "Uh..." He punched the Yakuza in the face, rendering him unconscious. "Fuck it," said Jack, pulling out his pistol, "C'mon!"

They ran down the hall trying to reach the exit when another Yakuza started chasing them. "Sugu soko de yamero!" he yelled. Jack shot him in the shoulder, he clutched his wound and fell to the ground screaming. Jack, Jay and Silent Bob escaped the Yakuza hideout and ran out into the streets.

"What now?" asked Jack. "They're probably going to be searching all over Tokyo for us!" "Then we gotta leave," said Jay. "We're gonna take a one way plane ticket to Jersey. That's where Silent Bob and I live. We should be safe from them there. Let's head for the airport and maybe get some Ramen and shit before our flight takes off." "I have no idea what you just said," said Jack, "But ok." They headed for the airport. But the whole time, Jack couldn't shake the feeling that maybe, just maybe, they were being followed.