Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo

Chapter 10

Jack had only been on an airplane a couple times, and both times were in the last few days. First time was when he and David flew on a private plane to the Titanic wreck, and the second time was on a commercial plane to Tokyo. He was on a commercial plane again to Jersey, but the experience was different this time because Jay and Silent Bob had paid to get first class seats. Jack was no stranger to first class. When he was on Titanic, he snuck into it many times to see Rose. But he'd never actually been IN it. The area was well furnished, the seats were the most comfortable that Jack had ever sit in, and they served champagne.

"How did you afford this?" Jack asked Jay, as he and Silent Bob didn't seem like the millionaire types. "Dude," said Jay, "Skinnybones and I are DROWNING in fat stacks of cash! We're rich as fuck what with the comic shop we own plus we have likeness rights to a comic book based on us called Blubtman and Chronic." Jack had no idea what Jay had just said.

Just then, a flight attendant walked up to them. There was something off about this flight attendant...she had cat ears and a tail. "Aw shit it's a catgirl!" cried Jay. "Hewwo!" she exclaimed. "Awe you enjoying yowe fwight uwu?" "Uh..." Jack wasn't sure what to say. "Uh yeah," said Jay. "Yay!" said the Catgirl, "Just wet me know if you need anything ok? <3" she walked off. Jack was wondering how the fuck she said <3 out loud. Silent Bob grabbed a shotgun out of his jacket. "WHOA WHOA WHOA!" Jay exclaimed. "PUT THAT THING BACK ALRIGHT WE'RE NOT HUNTING NEKOS!" Silent Bob put the shotgun away. Jack felt that it was going to be a long flight. As he looked over his shoulder, he wasn't sure, but he think he saw a man in a black suit and sunglasses watching their every move.