Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo

Chapter 7

Jack ran out of the restaurant. Jay and Silent Bob were nowhere to be found. Where were they? Jack walked down the street near an alleyway, where he was startled when a hand touched his shoulder. "Yipe!" he spun around to see Jay and Silent Bob come from out of the alleyway. "Is he gone?" asked Jay. Jack decided not to tell them that he knew Stan. "Who? The old man?" asked Jack. "Yeah," said Jay.
"Yeah he's gone."
"Ok good."
"Why are you two scared of him?"
"You wouldn't believe us if we told you man."

Jack decided to leave it at that. They started walking down the path in front of them. "So now what?" he asked. "Now Silent Bob and I introduce you to one of the greatest fuckin' things on the planet that is also the reason why we're here," said Jay, "Video games! We're gonna take you to an awesome video game arcade around here." "Alright well I'm going to call my friend David," said Jack, "He revived me and I should let him know where I'm at." Jack pulled out his phone that David gave him a few days before. "Man so you know how to use an iPhone huh?" asked Jay. "Yeah, David taught me," said Jack. "Phones are a lot more complicated nowadays." Jack was going to use the voice commands to call David. "Hey Sara," he said, "Call David." There was no response from the phone.
"Wait that's not it...Skylar?"
Still no response.
"...Sylvia?"
Jack was getting agitated.
"SHARON COME ON!"

Jay burst into laughter. "HA HA HA! I'm sorry man but this is fuckin' hilarious!" he said, "The name you want is Siri." "Thanks," said Jack, "Hey Siri, call David." "Calling David," replied the phone. It took a few seconds but David had picked up relatively quickly. "What's up?" David said. "Hey Dav—" Jack was interrupted by a massive explosion. "What the fuck was that?!" exclaimed Jay. People were running everywhere as six men in black suits with white ties and sunglasses carrying heavy artillery walked onto the scene and firing into the crowd.

"Holy shit, it's a Yakuza hit!" cried Jay. "They must be taking out any witnesses!" Three of the men glanced over and spotted Jack, Jay, and Silent Bob. "Oh fuck," said Jay. "RUN!" The three of them took off, with the three Yakuza in pursuit, shooting at them. "Over here!" yelled Jack, gesturing to an alleyway. They sprinted into the alleyway, and up a ladder up to the roof of an apartment complex.

Silent Bob looked down and saw the three Yakuza climbing up after them. He spotted a brick on the roof and grabbed it, dropping it on a Yakuza's head. The man screamed as he fell off the ladder, his head bleeding like crazy. "Ha ha! Great work Slim Jim!" said Jay. Jack, Jay and Silent Bob leapt from roof to roof to evade the two remaining Yakuza, until they had made it to the last roof on the block. "Aw fuck, ran out of roof," said Jay. "Now what?" Silent Bob pointed to a door that lead back down into the building. "Great idea Snack Pack!" said Jay. The three of them ran down into the building.

The two Yakuza were still in pursuit. Jack, Jay and Silent Bob ran down the brightly lit halls of the building, which turned out to be a hotel. They turned a corner and hid in a broom closet. It was dark and cramped, and they couldn't see a thing. "Quit squishing me!" said Jay. "SHHHHHH!!!" said Jack. "They might hear you!" "Fine!" whispered Jay. "Alright, I'm going to peek and see if the coast is clear," whispered Jack. He opened the door just a crack. He could see the two Yakuza speaking in Japanese. Then they took an elevator. Jack could see the floor indicator on the top of it, they were going a few floors down.

"Alright, come on," said Jack. He and Jay ran out first, and Silent Bob last. "I knew you'd come out of the closet eventually, Skinnybones!" Jay said with a chuckle. Silent Bob punched him in the shoulder. "Ow! I was kidding!" said Jay. Jack didn't get the joke. "Enough you two, let's go," he said. They started darting down the stairs.

By the time they reached the lobby floor, they were exhausted. "Man, running down 20 floors is fucking tiring!" said Jay. Silent Bob pointed to something, looking shocked. Jack saw what it was. The two Yakuza had just gotten out the elevator and spotted them. "Not again!" said Jack. The three of them took off and ran out of the hotel, the two Yakuza close by. But when they got out, they found three more Yakuza.The other two chasing them yelled to them to catch Jack, Jay and Silent Bob. "Fuck! Not good!" yelled Jay. They started running, but another two men blocked their path. The sudden stop made Jack trip and fall over. They were surrounded, and the Yakuza were closing in.

Jack looked up and saw one Yakuza standing over him. It knocked him in the head with the butt of his gun, and the last thing Jack saw before blacking out was Jay and Silent Bob being thrown into one of the Yakuza's cars and being sped off.