Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo

Chapter 11

"Hi, David," Jack said into the phone, as he, Jay, and Silent Bob worked their way through the bustling crowd at the airport. He couldn't hear what David said next because it was extremely loud in the airport. "What?" Jack said, speaking a little louder, "You need to speak up!" "I heard about an attack in Tokyo on the news!" David said. "Are you alright?" "Yeah I'm fine," said Jack. "Where are you?" asked David. "I'm in Jersey in America," said Jack. "JERSEY?" said David, "The hell you doing there?" "It's a long story," said Jack. "But I'm fine. I'm with my two new friends, Jay and Silent Bob." "Who?" said David. "Jack—"

"Oh fuck!" exclaimed Jay. "Jack we gotta get outta here!" He pointed to three Yakuza who must have snuck onto their flight and were walking right towards them. "Those motherfuckers just don't quit!" Jack, Jay, and Silent Bob took off running. The Yakuza started running too. "In there!" said Jay, pointing to a clothing shop in the airport. They ran in, it was large enough that they could probably hide somewhere. Silent Bob looked over and saw the Yakuza getting closer. "Now what?" asked Jack. "I have an idea," said Jay, pointing to three clothed mannequins. Jack understood what he was getting at.

The three of them casually walked behind the three mannequins, grabbed them, and ducked behind a shelf and did a clothes swap. Now, Jay was wearing a T-shirt with a character called Ranger Danger on it and some black shorts, Silent Bob had a red t-shirt with a blue school varsity style jacket and jeans, and Jack was wearing a green hoodie with sunglasses and tan shorts, while the mannequins had their old outfits. "I hope this works," said Jack. "So you guys will come back for your regular clothes later?" "Nah," said Jay, "We got a closet full of the same outfit." The three Yakuza had entered the shop. They saw the three mannequins and tackled them thinking they were Jack, Jay, and Silent Bob. "Now's our chance!" said Jack. The three of them snuck out as the Yakuza wrestled with the mannequins.

"Where do we go?" asked Jack. "There could be more Yakuza." "Yo don't worry Jack," said Jay, "Me and Skeletor know a guy." The three of them headed out of the airport.