1 week later
Everyone was gathered on the Akademik Mstislav Keldysh at the Titanic wreck. Connor, Rey, Jay, Silent Bob, David, as well as the rest of David's research team for Jack's memorial. It would have been sooner, but Jay, Silent Bob, Connor and Rey had been going through FBI questioning all week. But now was the time for remembering their fallen friend. Jack's body was being held up by a crane. He was in his outfit from when he was first found. David wanted to say a few words before they lowered Jack into the water.
"That man was almost my great grandfather," he said. "Well, for all I know, he WAS. But for years, there was nothing found on Jack. No birth certificates, no documents of any sort. He existed, as my great grandma said, only in her memory. Until a week ago that is. I just...I just wish I could have gotten to know him even better. Jack, we miss ya. And I hope to see you again someday so we can really know each other. Until then, give my great grandma an extra squeeze for me."
David stepped down from the podium, and everyone watched as Jack's body was lowered slowly into the water until it was submerged. Jack's body sank deeper and deeper, until it was out of sight, and then sank some more, until it hit the ocean floor, about 20 feet away from Titanic, and right next to a glimmering blue heart shaped necklace, the one and only, Heart of the Ocean.
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"Wake up Jack!" Jack heard a familiar voice. "It's time to come home!" Jack knew that voice: Rose. When Jack opened his eyes, he was standing. at the Grand Staircase on Titanic. The rest of the passengers were gathered in two lines, clapping and cheering him on, even Stan was there. "Welcome home Jack!" he said, "It's good to have you back! Excelsior!"
And at the top of the staircase, there she was. Rose, with tears of joy pouring from her eyes. Jack slowly walked up the staircase and took her hand. Then he squeezed her tight, and wasn't planning on letting go anytime soon. The crowd cheered even louder as the two lovers locked lips. This was it. Jack was home.
THE END
Jay and Silent Bob will now return to their own book, Jay and Silent Bob Take on the World
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Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo
Fiksi PenggemarDISCLAIMER: This is a parody, folks. Please don't take this seriously. Jack Dawson, frozen at the bottom of the sea after the Titanic sank, is found and brought back by a team investigating the Titanic shipwreck. Now 107 years after his original de...
