Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo

Chapter 15

"Sit down," the Yakuza leader ordered, pointing to three chairs. Jack, Jay, and Silent Bob obeyed. As they sat, three of the six Yakuza in the room came up behind them aiming guns at their heads. "My name is Hanzo" said the leader. "You know, I just don't know what to do with you three. You've caused me a lot of trouble." "Yo listen," said Jay, pointing to Silent Bob, "This guy will suck your cock if you let us go!" Silent Bob glared at Jay. Hanzo backhanded Jay in the face. "Silence!" he yelled. "As I was saying, I was actually willing to let you go a few days ago." Jack, Jay, and Silent Bob were surprised by this.

"After all," Hanzo continued, "It's not like you could have caused any trouble. But then you escaped. And I figured my troubles with you were over. But then I learned that you killed two of my men. And that is something I simply cannot allow to go unpunished." Jack didn't like where this was going. Just then, the front door opened, and Connor and Rey walked in, a look of shock on their faces.

"What the hell?!" they said simultaneously. While the Yakuza were distracted, Jack knocked the one above him in the stomach and took his gun. Jay and Silent Bob did the same thing. Jack punched Hanzo in the face, knocking him out cold. Connor and Rey socked two in the face.  One more Yakuza ran in. Jack shot him in the leg, knocking him to the ground. "You wanna tell us what the fuck is going on?" asked Connor. "Maybe later man," said Jay. They all darted out of the house, where there were nine more Yakuza with their weapons out.

"We're outnumbered!" said Jack, "What are we gonna do?" "We gotta fight man," said Jay, "It's our only chance." All at once, everyone started shooting. Rey pulled out a long silver canister of some sort, and pressed a button on it, making a long blue light emit from it. She then leapt super high into the air, blocking bullets with her light sword, and knocked two Yakuza over with just a flick of her hand. Jack had never seen anything like it, he wondered if Rey was even human. He didn't have time to ponder it though, because right then, a bullet sped past him, just barely missing.

Jay shot one Yakuza straight in the heart, killing him instantly. "HOLY FUCK I JUST KILLED A GUY!" he exclaimed. Jack shot another one in the arm, and Silent Bob shot one in the leg. Jack shot another one, but he just grazed his neck. He shot again, getting him in the head. Connor shot one twice in the torso. There were two left. Jack got one in the stomach, and the last Yakuza ran away. "Alright, we did it!" yelled Jay. "Not so fast," said a voice behind them.

It was Hanzo, blood trickling down the side of his head. He pulled out his gun and aimed it at Jay and Silent Bob. Jack ran as fast he could. "NO!" he shouted, as Hanzo fired a flurry of bullets. They all hit Jack as he fired three at Hanzo, killing him. Jack hit the ground with a THUD, his crimson red blood covering the lush, green grass. Everyone ran to him. "Hey man," said Jay. "You did good out there." "You weren't bad yourself," said Jack softly. He coughed a little. "You guys ok?" "Hell yeah," said Jay, "Thanks to you." "Good," said Jack. He coughed up some blood. "Yo don't talk man, everything's going to be alright," said Jay, a tear running down his eye.
"I don't think so, Jay."
"Naw man, don't say that."
"Listen, I want you to promise me one thing." Jack's voice sounded hoarse.

"Sure man, anything," said Jay. "When I die," said Jack, "Call David Lovett. He's in my contacts on my phone. Have him..." Jack coughed some more. "I don't want to be buried. I don't want to be in a coffin. Just...have him...place my body in the sea near the Titanic wreck." "You got it Jack," said Jay. Everyone was in tears now. "It's alright guys," said Jack. "I'm finally going back home. I'll put in a good word for you two with the Woman Upstairs." "Heh, thanks Jack," said Jay. "Anything," whispered Jack, "For...my..............friends......" And with that, Jack closed his eyes for, what he hoped would this time be, forever.