Who is the most affectionate?
Patience, mungkin? Dua-duanya bukan tipe penyayang macem Kindness atau Lust, sih.
Who drives and who rides shotgun?
Patience drives, Wrath rides shotgun.
Who is most likely to carry the other?
Wrath.
Nicknames?
Patience manggilnya "Wrath". Wrath biasanya manggil "Patience", tapi kalo lagi stres bisa jadi "Payshie".
Who proposes?
Wrath... mungkin? Patience juga bisa, sebenernya.
Who sings along with the radio?
Patience. This is obvious.
Who worries most?
Bukan keduanya. Patience karena bisa dia sabarin aja, Wrath karena dia ga peduli soal resiko.
Who always wants to take selfies with the other?
Bukan keduanya!
Who has the weird taste in music?
Dua-duanya. Yang penting musik.
Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?
Wrath, karena Patience agak airhead.
Who is embarrassed to take their clothes off in front of the other?
Dua-duanya cowok, napa harus malu? Tapi Wrath kadang agak malu sendiri. Dia sampe harus ngingetin dirinya sendiri kalo Patience itu cowok, mengetahui rupa Patience yang feminin abis.
Who tops?
WRATH ALL THE WAY. DON'T MAKE HIM THE BOTTOM PLZ.
Who initiates kisses?
Patience.
Who reaches for the other's hand first?
Bergantung. Biasanya Wrath, karena dia protektif.
Who kisses the hardest?
Wrath.
Who is the most ticklish?
Wrath, seenggaknya kalo dibandingin sama Patience.
Who brings an animal they found home?
Patience, tapi jarang.
Who holds the umbrella for the other when it's raining?
Wrath.
Who tries to playfully embarrass the other in public?
Gak ada. Patience belum apa-apa udah malu sendiri, jadi Wrath gak usah godain lagi.
Who kills the scary bugs?
Wrath. Kadang mereka bekerja sama: Patience nyari, Wrath bantai.
Who asks the other weird questions at random in the middle of the night?
Patience.
Who hogs the blankets?
Wrath. Apalagi kalo lagi di New Zealand.
Who wakes up first?
Wrath, buat manasin badan. (Entah apa maksudnya itu.)
Who wants to stay in bed just a bit longer?
Patience.
Who always makes coffee for the other each morning?
Dua-duanya, walau lebih sering Wrath.
Who cries during certain films or when reading sad books?
Mereka gak nangis. Walau Patience cukup sensitif, dia cukup kuat.
Who gets scared during horror films?
Patience.
Who cuts the other's hair?
WraTience be like, "Tapi kan ada yang namanya salon?"
Who says "I love you" first?
Mereka gak pernah ngomong. They show, not tell.
Who tells their friends/family about their relationship first?
Wrath dulu, tapi cuma ke Envy.
What do their friends/family think of their relationship?
Para Dosa nyalain Netflix, makan popcorn, terus ngomong, "Oke, ya udah, terus? Mau dibunuh si dombanya?"
Sementara para Kebajikan (terutama Kindness dan Diligence) ambil sikap siaga, siap menghadapi perang.
Tapi setelah dikasih pengertian, akhirnya mereka menerima hubungan si banteng dan domba.
Who is more likely to ask the other to dance with them?
Patience, karena Wrath ga mau nari kalo gak ditanya dulu.
Who cooks best?
Wrath.
Who wears the other's jacket?
Patience, walau jaketnya Wrath kegedean buat dia.
Who uses cheesy pickup lines?
Gak ada. Kedua cowok ini gak kenal sama konsep cheesy.
Who whispers inappropriate things in the other's ear during inappropriate times?
Gak keduanya. Mereka pasangan yang paling sulit dirasuki Lust.
Who makes the other laugh most?
Bukannya mereka gak bisa bercanda, tapi mereka lebih suka stay cool and calm. Jadi mereka biasanya gak bercandaan.
Who needs more reassurance?
Mereka berdua lumayan stabil, jadi gak ada yang perlu dikasih reassurance.
Who would have to bail the other out of jail?
Patience. Kalian tau lah Wrath bisa ngapain aja.
What would be their theme song?
Hello darkness my old friend... [The Sound of Silence] oleh Simon and Garfunkel!
Who would sing lullaby to the other?
Patience, karena dia musisi dan bisa nyanyi.
What do they do when they're away from each other?
Paling telepon atau chat buat nanyain kabar. Itu aja cukup.
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